Clay Jones for August 30, 2023

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 9 months ago

    I would think the flies would have more self-respect.

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    knutdl  9 months ago

    A talking T-shirt?

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    cmxx  9 months ago

    Flies have to make their living being opportunistic. The poor creatures can’t afford to be choosy.

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    Will?  9 months ago

    Never surrender…starting after his next indictment,…or the one after that, or…

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 9 months ago

    I remember a line from an old TV show. Flies will go for grease before they will go for sugar. Makes sense, grease has the aromatics of biological corruption, while sugar does not.

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    danketaz Premium Member 9 months ago

    Corey Hart plug?

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    braindead Premium Member 9 months ago

    How many surrenders are we up to?

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    shakeswilly  9 months ago

    I’m not A crook – I’m a whole army of crooks in one body !

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    adunano367  9 months ago

    “I am not a crook. . . at the moment. . .”

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    FGWaiss  9 months ago

    “I am not a crook” is a quote from Richard Nixon.

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    baldyzuzu Premium Member 9 months ago

    No you may not be a crook. I must say however, draging your knuckles on the ground when walking is a bit of a worry

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    VegaAlopex  9 months ago

    Nixon looks like a boy scout compared to Drumpf. He’s no longer the worst president.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 9 months ago

    This guy looks FAR more intelligent then the typical MAGAott that still supports the CRIMINAL TRAITOR!!!

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    mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago

    We all know that every one of Traitor45’s legal issues stem from President Biden directing DOJ, the state of GA, the state of NY, the state of AZ, etc. etc. etc. etc. to go after him when he did absolutely nothing wrong … /s

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    colinmac2  9 months ago

    And according to FOX, Dump’s mugshot makes him “More attractive to black males”. Gawd, the stink of desperation. . . .

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    Direwolf  9 months ago

    Magats WANT to be above the law so they worship the guy that actually is.

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    Ontman  9 months ago

    I like Clay’s version of the mug shot better than the original.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  9 months ago

    Nixon: Crook and Traitor as he extended the Vietnam War by making a deal with North Vietnam to keep war going until he was elected !!Reagan: Bad his Reaganomics dismantled the Middle Class ! He committed treason making a deal with IRAN to keep hostages and extra 6 months until he was elected and then sold weapons to IRAN and worked with the Contra to feed billions in DRUGS into America while calling it the WAR ON DRUGS (He started allowing the DRUGS) that meant so many went to JAIL for Minor Drug Charges !! By the way all this can be verified by reading about IRAN-CONTRA !BUSH SR: BAD Much Like Reagan !BUSH JR: Liar Got us in a War with IRAQ / AFGHAN all based on LYING ! BAD His Trickle Down Economics crashed and burned leaving OBAMA to Bail us out (By the way he did not PAY for his TAX CUTS and neither WAR adding trillions to the DEBT while Blaming Obama for the DEBT the GOP ran up) TRUMP: CROOK, LIAR and TREASON! He was the worst President in History and we are still working out the Details of the Bad things this man has DONE !! He and at least 140 GOP sitting Congress Members tried to Overthrow our elected Gov on Jan 6th 2021 and you can call it what you want ( I’ll call it TREASON)

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    TampaFanatic1  9 months ago

    Dick Nixon had numerous issues but unlike the Trumpster he did work with congress which had during his time in The Oval Office a super majority of progressives so we did see the EPA get established and 3 Pro-Choice SCOTUS justices nominated and voted in under Trickie Dick’s watch. Ted Kennedy said health care subsidies were on the table but not pursued because the progressives thought they would get a better deal from the next Democrat in the White House but did not anticipate a moderate like Carter so it is one regret Ted Kennedy often mentioned.

    Anyhow, Dick Nixon was a right wing crook but he did have enough common sense to work with the cards he was dealt with and some stuff got done with a group of great progressive congressmen and senators. Thus Noam Chomsky claims that Trickie Richard was actually the last true liberal president, not because he was a liberal, he!! NO but that he actually worked with bnafide liberals and got bills passed! Since the EPA was established 53 years ago nothing truly progressive has got accomplished under Centrist and Far Right administrations regardless of party unless one counts bills that managed to get through but were laden with lots of pork, cuts and compromises thanks to right wingers like Ben Nelson, Joe Lieberman, Evan Bayh, Manchin and Sinema among other Dinos like those Blue Dog Dinocrats in the House.

    Please, put the Trumpster in Supermax and throw away the key!

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  9 months ago

    In today’s news, Rudy has put his NYC apartment up for sale.

    I told him, I said ‘’Rudy, trump’ll screw you over. Don’t trust ’em’’ Rudy wouldn’t listen and now he’s paying the price for his hubris. Sad.

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    piper_gilbert  9 months ago

    Nothing screams, “I’m stupid!” like MAGAS in full regalia.

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  9 months ago

    I have a quote I want to share and you guys got lucky…

    Jimmy Breslin once called, then-Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, a “small man in search of a balcony.”

    It’s pouring rain here on the Southcoast of Mass, but, it’s not as bad as they’re getting hit in Florida. I hope everyone there took heed of the warnings and got away from the coast.

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    Al Fresco  9 months ago

    Nixon’s most memorable quotation can be applied to. several politicians. Trump, Biden . . . . . . . . . . . (Fill in the blank)

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Flies are attracted rotting matter….

    This is about the norm for the magas….

    He’s got them mesmerized like robots….

    Danger Will Robinson, DANGER,

    Another great one!!

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    Radish the wordsmith  9 months ago

    Isn’t that picture from lying traitor Trump’s 4th surrender?

    If you ever want to know how credulous stupid people can be take a measure of Maga so called intelligence.

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    Ally2005  9 months ago

    The backside of the T-shirt has a picture of C Dump’s a$$. “Never Unpucker”.

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    IndyW  9 months ago

    Fat shaming, tsk tsk.

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    I Play One On TV  9 months ago

    If the Dotard were half as smart as Nixon, the US would be a theocratic dictatorship by now. We can all be thankful for his stupidity.

    Mr. Nixon’s criminality was stopped when leaders of his own party met with him and told him his only choices were to resign or be removed from office. Back then, Republicans still had spines.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago

    He’s still doing his schtick, inflaming the simple minded making them think they’re powerful while he laughs and takes their money.

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    Radish the wordsmith  9 months ago

    RNC member: State parties should develop ‘options’ to deny Trump nomination if he’s a convicted felon

    Bill Palatucci, a Republican National Committee member from New Jersey, is sounding the alarm that the RNC needs to adopt an escape hatch to boot former President Donald Trump from the presidential nomination in the event that he wins but is convicted of a felony, reported The New York Times on Wednesday.“Given what’s happening on the legal front, state parties need to think about what options they’re giving themselves,” said Palatucci, who thinks some state parties need to update their rules for how they allocate delegates at the party convention to allow some to more easily break from Trump if necessary. “All this is happening so quickly, it’s unprecedented, and so as states formulate what their rules are going to be. Everybody’s got a whole new set of circumstances to consider.”

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    Godfreydaniel  9 months ago

    We know the MAGA hats are made in China, of course, but what about the other crap Traitor Trump is selling to his braindead cultists?

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    Radish the wordsmith  9 months ago

    “Trump doesn’t learn much very quickly” – John Bolton bashes Trump over the indictment, declares, “He thinks he can do whatever he wants”

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    Radish the wordsmith  9 months ago

    Looks like there was some trouble drawing the fingers, was this drawn by artificial intelligence? ;-)

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    ncorgbl  9 months ago

    tRump’s mug shot was made during his surrender. Go figure.

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    librarylady59  9 months ago

    Good one, Mr Jones. I’m old enough to remember Nixon’s “I am not a crook.” Maybe not. Yet he was worse. And, altho’ Gerald Ford may have been a “good” man, he wasn’t a forward looking president.

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    smartman  9 months ago

    The problem is worse than that. They all know he’s a crook and are fine with it, actually wishing he was more of a crook. Notice how none of the Fascists are running around saying he’s innocent? It’s all attacking the Judicial system and the individuals in it.

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    Ally2005  9 months ago

    I’m not a Rook. I’m not a Cook. I’m not a Crock. After a few prototypes China finally go the spelling correct………………

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    apfelzra Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yes, he IS a crook. And worse.

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    happyainthappy  9 months ago

    But you are So a schnook

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