Clay Jones for August 28, 2023

He was only off by about a hundred pounds.

If the very first american dictator wannabe weighs 215, than, I am a Heisman Trophy winner. SPOILER ALERT: I have NEVER played football in my entire life!

The Disciples all believe he weighs 215 lbs. They used to believe it was 229, but they have to keep up with the updates.

Sippy cup, from Claytoonz dot com says “Tiny”.

Spouse did mention to me that it looked to her as though he had lost some weight when we saw a video of him after the booking.

I remember when John Ashcroft made them cover Justice’s exposed boob. Memo to Ashcroft; Women have boobs!

Any chance of turning that thing into a trebuchet?

BMI is BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

97.5 kilo. No way. We don’t call you fatty for nothing you nit wit.

Stormy Daniels said it crudely and best: “Mmmkay! And I’m 110lbs and a virgin! I’m not a scale or a doctor but I have spent some time beneath 215lb men and Tiny was not one of them,” she wrote Friday on X, formerly known as Twitter (NY Post). Trump also gained an inch in height, which is pretty danged good for a guy in his 70s, well past the age many of us start to shrink.

I still think he was just predicting his 2024 Electoral College vote total.

He’s not 1.90 m, either. Men don’t grow in old age. My guess is at least 115kg, which is a body-mass ratio over 32 and obese [115/(1.88) (1.88)], not 98 kg [98/(1.9) (1.9)] and overweight at 27.

Maybe his HEAD weighs 215 pounds.

Let us just say that the Trumpster and his corrupt crew of minions who are strategically placed in a lot of high places including various Courts of Appeal and SCOTUS may very well be the first fat ****er to thoroughly distort, abuse and corrupt our legal system through frankly insane actions and attempted manipulation that the Scales of Justice might indeed go “TILT”, just like if the Orange hair psychopath hopped on a scale which accurately weighs up to 300 lbs……. Dude should be being held without bond. I wonder if the GA judge has the stones to revoke his bond when (not if) he violates terms of his release?

If you can’t take a person’s word about something as easily verified as their weight …

What about his OTHER leg??

Not to fat shame but 215

Com’on

Alternate facts.

So Fulton County wants to prove Trump guilty on a multiple count indictment, but they can’t even get his height and weight correct?

I am 6’5 and weigh roughly 350lbs. My waist is nowhere near as wide as Trump’s. Granted, my height hides some of that, but Trump is nowhere near my height. Nor is his diet anywhere close to mine. While enjoy eating and am battling a food addiction, if I ate the type of food he does, I would probably be dead by now or at least a couple of heart attacks. All that grease, cholesterol, salt, combined with adderral and aspartame seems like a wicked combination to me and one that has to wreck havoc on your body both physically and mentally.

“She’s barely a two!”

Is it ok to write about his weight right here?:

Most likely just the weight of his a** also Lady Justice

Roflmao! ☺️❤️☺️❤️☺️❤️

Tons of fun…tipping the scales of justice is exactly what he’s attempting to do….

Excellent per usual‼️

Anybody think he’s actually 6’3" and 215 lbs?

Yeah, me neither. :-)

Below the neck he’s 265 pounds. But the buoyancy of his head makes the scale read 215.

They should have recorded his mass, not his weight.

I’d guess it was a typo, 251 lbs. Now can we stick to more important issues like Trump’s true hair color or what’s is Trump’s thinking behind that mug shot sneer? The inquiring mindless want to know.

If Liberty weighed his intelligence + integrity + humanity + constant incoherent babbling, “it” would float high in the sky. Weather balloons can only reach the Stratosphere but filled with so much hot, foul air, I’d suggest he could make it up to the Exosphere. Let some other planet deal with him.

Well, it is 215 pounds, if, you measure one leg and then the other.

Why should his ‘fudging’ his weight be any different than his taxes (which he fought tooth and nail to avoid disclosing, like the classified docs) and his education, which his teachers and peers dispute.

I read that C dump claimed he won his Senior golf championship of the universe at his Bedminster club this past weekend with a 67. He said he can’t help being a great golfer and athlete. The article claims that maybe he only played 12 holes or didn’t add in his 15 handicap. Liars gotta lie. It’s in his DNA. Maybe he and Kim Joug Un should play. C rump would need to be at the top of his game. Un only shots hole’s in one.

Former President Trump attacked federal officials connected to the Biden administration as “fascist thugs” just ahead of a Monday morning hearing before a judge who previously warned Trump that “inflammatory statements” would compel her to speed up his trial.

Monday’s court hearing is intended to determine a start date for the Trump trial on charges brought be special counsel Jack Smith.

In a post Monday morning on Truth Social, Trump called Smith “deranged,” suggested federal officials investigating his actions were “political SleazeBags” and accused Biden allies in the White House of being “fascist thugs.”

“It has just been reported that aides to TRUMP prosecutor, Deranged Jack Smith, met with high officials at the White House just prior to these political SleazeBags Indicating me OVER NOTHING,” Trump wrote.

Psychopathic arrogant Trump cannot keep his fascist mouth closed.

OMG! The TDS’ers and MSM are reaching so low now, to make a big deal out Trump’s weight??? Pathetic, the whole lot, they are.

The point is that Traitor Trump is not CAPABLE of telling the truth about any topic, even the very very very very VERY few topics of which he has the most basic knowledge of. No prosecutor would ever need to set a perjury trap for Traitor Trump—if he did anything other than plead the 5th (repeatedly) he would lie. He literally can’t help himself. As for the trolls, ignore them. They are Traitor Trump Cultists and therefore worthless.

The ‘tRump Bathroom Scale’ is now outselling the ‘tRumpy Bear’ in late night TV orders. ’Operators are standing by…

Trump rewrites history of his impeachments in frenzied all-caps Truth Social rant

Posting to his Truth Social account on Monday in a typo-ridden, all-caps manifesto, former President Donald Trump rewrote history to claim that he had never been subject to an impeachment inquiry, implying that members of Congress simply voted on his impeachment without considering any evidence.“I NEVER HAD AN IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY, I HAD AN IMPEACHMENT, WHICH I WON! IT WAS STARTED IMMEDIATELY, NO MEETINGS, NO STUDY, NO DELAYS,” Trump wrote. “THE LUNATIC FASCHISTS [sic] & MARXISTS PLAY THE GAME DIFFERENTLY.”

The psychotic republican cult leader has totally lost his grip on reality.

I posit that “Justice” is probably technically correct, his A** probably DOES weigh 215 pounds, it’s when you factor in the additional avoirdupois of his other parts that the number starts to vary wildly…

In a survey taken on Friday and Saturday by Emerson College Polling, Trump had the support of 50% of Republican primary voters, down six percentage points from a pre-debate survey by the same pollster.

The poll also showed slight increases for several other candidates, with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis up two points to 12%, former Vice President Mike Pence up four points to 7% and former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley up five points to 7%.

Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, meantime, dropped one point to 9% despite drawing attention for his debate performance.

Are you trying to imply that the former president cannot be trusted by his word? They just did not have the 300+ lb scale available in Fulton Co.

Chutkan scheduled the trial to begin March 4, 2024. The date is more than two years earlier than the April 2026 date requested by Trump’s attorneys, who had sought to push back the trial after the 2024 presidential election. Department of Justice (DOJ) special counsel Jack Smith, whose investigation led to the charges against the former president, had requested a trial date of January 2, 2024.

Ron De Santis’ latest goon tactic

Trying to cancel the health insurance of people in the “Disney district”,including ex-policeman and fireman,

And get their discount admission to Disney parks cancelled as “unnecessary perks”.

Well,if ANYBODY knows about perks you don’t deserve,it’s the Chumpites

Judge Chutkan orders pre-trial motions by Oct. 9 in brisk timeline for Trump’s federal election case

U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan released a complete timeline for Donald Trump’s federal elections trial — and the first pre-trial motions are due October 9. During a Washington, D.C. hearing on Monday, Chutkan said she was setting a March 4, 2024, trial date.

When comparing Trump’s self-stated weight to athletes that weigh the same but look a lot slimmer, remember that muscle weighs more than fat. So their slim, muscular bodies look smaller than his fat, flabby body.

If you don’t want to do the time, you shouldn’t try to steal the American election from the majority.

And how many trans-men who now think they’re women fudge their weight so they can unfairly compete against real women? None. They have Libby nut-jobs to tip the scales for them.