Pickles by Brian Crane for September 08, 2023

Nelson: Grab your camera and don’t rub his feet.

You are pushing it.

Go tell gramma, she’ll rub his feet

Are your socks clean, Earl?

And grandpa’s feet stink.

I’d rather pull his finger!

Don’t think so Earl!

NASTY ! I’d rather go in the bathroom right after him.

Earl, that’s gross in several different ways.

Not all grandpas

If they taught you that at school, then you would be paranoid all the time…

Hahaha, you’re evil, Earl!

How about spelling “grandpa” correctly?

He behaves more like a troll.

ka-yuck

I’ve never understood the thing about rubbing your feet.

“You mean, you could be like Shrek, Grampa?”

Ewwwwww………. NO THANKS

Ok, Nelson, nows the time to tell grandpa you heard your mom calling you….

Eww……Creepy. What’s next, sniffing the kids hair like Brandon

Flashback to my early youth and pop’s feet. No guts no glory, no smell, OK.

So? Who doesn’t like Shrek?

I had an aunt who was quite a character. She would offer us a quarter if we rubbed her feet. Back then, that was quite a bit of money for us kids, especially w/o an allowance! She used to fart and remark about it being a “loose board”. We were so gullible that we’d try stepping where she had but never could find it! Ah, those were days.

I strongly suggest that Nelson negotiate with Earl for the price of service! Now a days, I bet you can’t get that foot rub for less the a dollar!

Shame on Earl. Trying to use fear to get a child to rub an old man’s feet.

Diabetics do it to help with circulation.

Word

I met my second wife at a Renaissance Faire where she was doing foot massage!