The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 06, 2023

It will be a hardwon victory … or something like that.

keep it in your pac…man

Is there a Pacman Ms. Pacman crossover game?

May have a hard time getting through turns.

And that kids,is how baby Pac-Man was born.

That’ll do it!

If this chase lasts for more than four hours…

Wocka wocka

Wocka Wocka turned to Hubba Hubba.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Nintendo should market this as Pac Man for elderly men.

Funny

Well, that’s a game changer.

How long before it wears off?

He’s knockin’ at her Pac door.

Does Pac-Man (either version) still exist as an arcade game with a dedicated stand-up console? I thot those had died out decades ago. (In their heyday I dropped lots of quarters into them.)

I took one of those little blue pills because I thought it was a sleeping pill. They claim it will help you perform in bed. Not only did it not help me to sleep, I couldn’t close my eyelids because I ran out of skin.

Ms. Pacman is suing for harassment.

One snapper chasing another.

That could only be funny to those old enough to get it and/or need it.

I sense a pattern…. (gamers’ joke)