Hallmark should up their game
I hope the beaver is ok. He probably thought it was a wooden leg.
Priorities!
Beaver bite get-well cards are tough to keep in stock and are, in fact, a category leader.
Maybe you can find a relevant one in the sympathy section.
Apparently they also need to make get-well cards for victims of otter attacks – https://www.cbsnews.com/news/otter-attacks-3-women-inner-tubing-montana-jefferson-river-airlifted-hospital/
The thought is meaningless, son. The right get well card could have saved her, if delivered in time. You should have made your own.
Beaver lover here.
Mothers have a way of gently breaking beaver-related bad news.
Another Hallmark Moment missed.
silliness! femoral bleed no going anywhere
Rocky you are fighting that beast and must withstand silly senseless thoughts.
Sex fantasy before the big game hunt is on on on.
Proving that it’s not actually the thought that counts. Especially in emergency situations.
But Mom, I em inside a card giving rat race with either a lol lesbian Indiana or hunts ketchup rock star…
Lettuce pray!
What happened to the beaver? Did anyone catch it to test it for rabies?
With a pop up Flooding out scene of the garden of Eden? And it is prickly pickled skinned.
Go back and get a condolence card.
Sticks and stones may dam thee well, but tots and pears make a poor bandage.
Dam you, beaver!
Those beavers sure can nip.
grim
Gosh, Ma! Bleeding out, when you mean to send the best!
Does that mean I should buy her a Rest In Peace card?
Does Hallmark have RIP cards? I kinda sorta think they maybe do, probably….
Teresa, if you make this card, I promise I will buy at least 11 of them.
samuli creator 11 months ago
Hallmark should up their game
Superfrog 11 months ago
I hope the beaver is ok. He probably thought it was a wooden leg.
Randy B Premium Member 11 months ago
Priorities!
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
Beaver bite get-well cards are tough to keep in stock and are, in fact, a category leader.
The Old Wolf 11 months ago
Maybe you can find a relevant one in the sympathy section.
Melki Premium Member 11 months ago
Apparently they also need to make get-well cards for victims of otter attacks – https://www.cbsnews.com/news/otter-attacks-3-women-inner-tubing-montana-jefferson-river-airlifted-hospital/
Kaputnik 11 months ago
The thought is meaningless, son. The right get well card could have saved her, if delivered in time. You should have made your own.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
Beaver lover here.
Mother Thalweg 11 months ago
Mothers have a way of gently breaking beaver-related bad news.
Linguist 11 months ago
Another Hallmark Moment missed.
charles9156 11 months ago
silliness! femoral bleed no going anywhere
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Rocky you are fighting that beast and must withstand silly senseless thoughts.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Sex fantasy before the big game hunt is on on on.
coltish1 11 months ago
Proving that it’s not actually the thought that counts. Especially in emergency situations.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
But Mom, I em inside a card giving rat race with either a lol lesbian Indiana or hunts ketchup rock star…
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Lettuce pray!
What happened to the beaver? Did anyone catch it to test it for rabies?
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
With a pop up Flooding out scene of the garden of Eden? And it is prickly pickled skinned.
ericlscott creator 11 months ago
Go back and get a condolence card.
6turtle9 11 months ago
Sticks and stones may dam thee well, but tots and pears make a poor bandage.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
Dam you, beaver!
willie_mctell 11 months ago
Those beavers sure can nip.
gigagrouch 11 months ago
grim
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Gosh, Ma! Bleeding out, when you mean to send the best!
Does that mean I should buy her a Rest In Peace card?
Does Hallmark have RIP cards? I kinda sorta think they maybe do, probably….
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 10 months ago
Teresa, if you make this card, I promise I will buy at least 11 of them.