This reminded me of Mr. T on the A-Team. Such a tough guy but so afraid to fly. The other guys always had to find ways to knock him out to get him on a plane. Then he would be mad when he found out he’d been up in the air. I’m like, “Dude, why are you so mad after the fact? You didn’t know you were up there.” Heck, if I had that kind of fear, I would ASK to be knocked out and then when I woke up, all would be good! I always loved being on a plane, though. I still like the flying in and of itself. I just avoid it now because the airports are such a hassle.
“This is the Captain speaking. In case of emergency, anesthetic will pop out of the overhead compartment. Please put yourself under before assisting anyone else… ’
ronaldspence 10 months ago
that could work in more places than air travel
allen@home 10 months ago
I’d would take that. Only if there was a crying baby In the seat behind me.
AllishaDawn 10 months ago
Thanks, but I don’t need it. I sleep just fine on planes. I barely even remember seeing any of my flights actually taking off!
seanfear 10 months ago
i so need this
suv2000 10 months ago
Isn’t that what killed Michael Jackson
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
One time I was four hours old.
blunebottle 10 months ago
This is what they would do any time they would fly B.A. Barrackus anywhere.
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago
….and, while you’re under, the on-board docs can do your heart transplant.
momofalex7 10 months ago
Will your insurance pay for that?
Zykoic 10 months ago
Fentanyl airlines. No need for seats, just stack the bodies.
Tm. Drill 10 months ago
I feel like we need a medical professional to weigh in on this one. XD
cdward 10 months ago
It’s those 17-hour flights that kill you.
P51Strega 10 months ago
Don’t forget the catheter.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Since it’s a 2017 rerun, this will be tonight’s gastronomical delight from Granny Clampett’s recipes:
Southern-Fried Muskrat and Coot Cobbler.
mfrasca 10 months ago
Milk of amnesia.
derdave969 10 months ago
I bet that would be a very popular service on red-eyes.
bookworm0812 10 months ago
This reminded me of Mr. T on the A-Team. Such a tough guy but so afraid to fly. The other guys always had to find ways to knock him out to get him on a plane. Then he would be mad when he found out he’d been up in the air. I’m like, “Dude, why are you so mad after the fact? You didn’t know you were up there.” Heck, if I had that kind of fear, I would ASK to be knocked out and then when I woke up, all would be good! I always loved being on a plane, though. I still like the flying in and of itself. I just avoid it now because the airports are such a hassle.
SofaKing 10 months ago
I wash down a Xanax with two airline sized bottles of Canadian Club. I remember taking off at Ohare, waking up at Heathrow.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m in. Sign me up. I’d settle for a tranquilizer gun. I’ll pay double if you hit the kid back there kicking my seat.
ksu71 10 months ago
How much extra for a pedicure?
David_the_CAD 10 months ago
One of the advantages of having sleep apnea is that I can sleep almost anywhere at almost any time.
The problem with it is that I can sleep almost anywhere at almost any time.
DawnQuinn1 10 months ago
Just don’t give any to the flight crew.
wongo 10 months ago
A little “Gonga weed” would help out.
geese28 10 months ago
Should’ve been done a long time ago
mwksix 10 months ago
“This is the Captain speaking. In case of emergency, anesthetic will pop out of the overhead compartment. Please put yourself under before assisting anyone else… ’
syzygy47 10 months ago
At least you won’t be panicked looking out the window, seeing the creature on the wing fragging an engine. (Twilight Zone)
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
They should just pump it thru the air system…
sobrown51 10 months ago
“In the event of an emergency, your limp body is on your own. Thank you for flying with us today.”
davanden 10 months ago
I’d pay for that.
jbduncan 10 months ago
Just a shot of Valium would be fine!
buflogal! 10 months ago
Nobody is going to mention the size of those luxurious seats?
Judeeye Premium Member 10 months ago
Sign me up.