ONE MASSIVE LIFE-HACK: want to avoid fitness? Get yourself confined to a wheelchair from the age of 11(eleven) by letting doctors screw up your hemophilia treatments so badly you end up with osteoarthritis so bad you have knee contractures!!!! Sure, you’ll lose ALL your chances to get laid, but, at least, you won’t have to exercise EVER again!!!!(sex counts as exercise in this case, see? Just ask dr. Alison Cameron from the tv show, house, m.d.!) Dan aka….
It also helps if you do that in the late 1980s, (nineteen eighties) specifically 1988(nineteen eighty-eight), as the “last” day I EVER walked was December 23(twenty-third), 1987(nineteen eighty-seven), but, unfortunately, I’m no Malcolm, from Malcolm in the middle, so I don’t know what day of the week it was, sorry, but I DO KNOW I was born on Saturday, October 22(twenty-second), 1977(nineteen seventy-seven), at 11:58(eleven fifty-eight)AM, central standard time, just in time for lunch(something that REALLY annoyed my mom then and STILL does!(but, whether my sister’s or my “birth” story annoys my mom more we’ll NEVER know….))and I think, according to my mom, I asked for it then, and have continued to ask for it to this day!!!! Dan aka…
YES, YES, YES!!!! I FINALLY DID IT!!!! I “BEAT” BASILBRUCE FOR THE “UNSPOKEN” CONTEST FOR “MOST” POPULAR COMMENT OF THE DAY WITH OVER A DOZEN REPLIES!!!!! DAN AKA….
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
It’ll help you get fatter.
DanielRyanMulligan1 11 months ago
ONE MASSIVE LIFE-HACK: want to avoid fitness? Get yourself confined to a wheelchair from the age of 11(eleven) by letting doctors screw up your hemophilia treatments so badly you end up with osteoarthritis so bad you have knee contractures!!!! Sure, you’ll lose ALL your chances to get laid, but, at least, you won’t have to exercise EVER again!!!!(sex counts as exercise in this case, see? Just ask dr. Alison Cameron from the tv show, house, m.d.!) Dan aka….
BasilBruce 11 months ago
Better yet, set two goals, and then get enough people together to play a soccer game. That will help you get some exercise.
sirbadger 11 months ago
The gym I go to doesn’t have any fitness classes. Where do you go for fitness class and what do they do there?
DanielRyanMulligan1 11 months ago
It also helps if you do that in the late 1980s, (nineteen eighties) specifically 1988(nineteen eighty-eight), as the “last” day I EVER walked was December 23(twenty-third), 1987(nineteen eighty-seven), but, unfortunately, I’m no Malcolm, from Malcolm in the middle, so I don’t know what day of the week it was, sorry, but I DO KNOW I was born on Saturday, October 22(twenty-second), 1977(nineteen seventy-seven), at 11:58(eleven fifty-eight)AM, central standard time, just in time for lunch(something that REALLY annoyed my mom then and STILL does!(but, whether my sister’s or my “birth” story annoys my mom more we’ll NEVER know….))and I think, according to my mom, I asked for it then, and have continued to ask for it to this day!!!! Dan aka…
Imagine 11 months ago
Fitness classes, as in fit for office? Something many politicians, or wannabe politicians, obviously missed.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
Pig doesn’t miss exercise because he doesn’t miss exercise…
Gent 11 months ago
Fitness class? No no, you has to attend fatness class, Pig. The fatter you is the better you is for we. Yum yum!
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
Miss fitness class and you get a fat a##.
Knuckleheads Premium Member 11 months ago
Well, at least he’s committed?
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
This way you missed class and achieve a goal at the same time.
jel354 11 months ago
More time for cheese.
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m into fitness, fitness whole Krispy Kreme donut into my mouth
enigmamz 11 months ago
Where did the empty plate go in panel 3?
Doug K 11 months ago
It’s good that at least some goals you set for yourself are ones that you are sure you can achieve.
leontineg22 11 months ago
I think the characters heads are too big right now.
iggyman 11 months ago
It’s a goal!
iggyman 11 months ago
Watch your weight, Pig, Hatfield is checking you out, be careful!
Ellis97 11 months ago
Now I know how the strip gets it’s name.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Pig takes the easy way. Lazy piggy!
Kaputnik 11 months ago
It’s a reverse psychology goal. If Pig’s goal is to miss his exercise class, then tomorrow he actually will go. And perhaps even participate.
uniquename 11 months ago
Now you’ll feel better about skipping it.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
lmao
KEA 11 months ago
I still think the best fitness regimen is doing actual physical work around the house instead of hiring it done while one is off to the gym
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
A substantial goal would work better.
zeexenon 11 months ago
Americans, we’re so jolly and huggable. Just another retired day of relaxing and eating BonBons, and I have Dibs.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
But there is no reason to miss it. I would add: …because I’ll be at the local donut shop taste testing cake donuts.
198.23.5.11 11 months ago
I don’t care about fat-shaming. If I see a 300 pound person I’m thinking they’re in poor health
Daeder 11 months ago
Then when you fail, you’ll feel better because you actually went to class.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Oh, believe me, I’m sure it helps a lot, Pig!
DanielRyanMulligan1 11 months ago
YES, YES, YES!!!! I FINALLY DID IT!!!! I “BEAT” BASILBRUCE FOR THE “UNSPOKEN” CONTEST FOR “MOST” POPULAR COMMENT OF THE DAY WITH OVER A DOZEN REPLIES!!!!! DAN AKA….