Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 08, 2023

Empty promises.

All co-op’ed and no farmers to go to.

And that’s why the chicken crossed the road.

…kids say the darnedest things…

…and the check’s in the mail…

…and I’ll do it on Monday…

…if I told you once…

…I’ve told you a million times…

…not to Exaggerate…

…expertly done…

…way to explain and explore and expound exactly and with examples…

…(except he didn’t say, egg)…

…lame…

…I don’t know where I was going with this…

…and as my brother once said…

…the only way to stop an animal from becoming extinct is to eat them…

…sell their byproducts at McDonald’s…

…people will raise them…

…there’ll be so many of them that they’ll DeForest Kelly…

…and pollute our minds…

…and as I always said…

…If they are going to DeForest Kelly…

…the sandwiches better be only 99 cents…

Tombstonded Again.

One Bar-be-qued chicken pizzzzzzza.

Make like a chicken and split chicken breast.

I make NO such promise!!! And I will eat all the breasts covered in egg and breadcrumbs I want!

Good thing She does not do faces for milk cartons.

Cartoon face ≠ Carton face

Pretty empty promise, after you’ve already gobbled it all up.

She lies! First chance the family gets is roast, fry, braise, steam, bread, slice, dice and mayonnaise it all up!

Yum!

Free Range gone wild …!

( talk about overkill )

Japanese Gen Z’s top buzzword for the first half of 2023 is “frog-ization.”

It’s like getting an “ick,” the feeling you get after realizing your crush isn’t that attractive.

It references the tale of “The Frog Prince,” where a man starts looking more like a frog than a prince.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/japanese-gen-z-s-top-buzzword-this-year-is-frog-ization-the-idea-that-your-crush-isn-t-actually-that-attractive-once-they-start-liking-you/ar-AA1chkS0?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=d027906c5ad242b6924e895bf119f728&ei=13

It’s hard to re-eat an orphan’s family.

I’m an antiChickaterian, an egg and poultry contrarian.

She lies through her gravy-stained teeth! Every school-boy knows, chickens are bred to be eaten: it’s their purpose in life! —And so tasty in so many modes of preparation-roasted, broiled, fried, kabobed, cajuned, and on and on. Bold children eat runaway chickens!

Kat’s in the kitchen chicken, so there, you big baboon!

Pour red pasta sauce over chicken and bake one hour.

Brandy Chicken a port-of-call.

…and the chicken’s name is, Shane…

Good articles on the blog; thanks!

And also, free tacos, every Tuesday!

Day 2. Finger-lickin’ good?