Herman by Jim Unger for July 09, 2023

It would be worse if they had smashed into the fire hydrant and it started spewing water.

They got off easy.

Blast

They came to the wrong place.

I can’t tell if that’s dedication to his job or apathy at its absolute peak.

37 billion miles – so Grozbeck is in the Oort cloud at about 1/8 distance to Alpha Centauri?

S-o-o-o-o-o, that covers this one. Where next?

No one is above the law.

Aliens have never made it to Earth. Proof? There are no battery charging stations between Alpha Centauri and Earth.

They are lucky they weren’t shot.

Could have been worse…they could have landed at area 51.

“OK, so let’s call headquarters and tell them we’ll keep looking.”

No intelligent life here.

They came, and they’re still here…or so they say! In this world of happenings and disbelief, I can believe anything!

Well, they can read and speak English, so they are better educated that way than many earthlings. They aren’t going to pay for the ticket because they don’t have earthling money.

There’s no better time than now for them to reveal themselves since most people believe in their probable existence and have been expecting them. Let’s just hope they can forgive us for the damage done to their ship by the millions of pieces of space junk encircling our planet.

read through the comments slowly, think about each one. now realize how in the wildest scheme of any type of “alien” existence that they would never mistake any of us for “intelligent” j.s.

He’s thinking these new hybrid electric cars look stranger every day. This must be the new flying one. He doesn’t judge the occupants…..race sensitivity training is a department requirement.

Just rip up the ticket. Let them try and serve you a warrant……

Just another ticket to him!

They would have to be from our own solar system to be that close seeing as the nearest star to Earth after the sun is approximately 25 TRILLION miles away, not billions.

I just love the immovable cop. They need to be all like that.

“My job isn’t meeting alien visitors. My job is enforcing the laws. The mayor can see if he wants to make exceptions, but that’s HIS job, not mine "

keep looking

You can pay the fine with crypto currency.

They’re just there to ask directions to a planet with intelligent life.

Fake!! All the aliens know we’re a “fly by” planet.

One time I was 38 billion miles big pand had to lie down.

One time I was 26 years old.

Must be in red state where they haven’t defunded the police

Keep it movin’…nuthin’ to see here…