Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 18, 2023

Time and space are the same thing, Miles. Let Keven have this one.

Good, that seems a safe distance.

Miles, why do you have to be so logical?

I’m tired of people talking about light-seconds. There seems to be no mention of heavy-seconds. A lot of heavy shaming going on with this studied avoidance.

I laughed for twelve parsecs, the whole duration of the Kessel run.

For real. My school is like 3 and a half school days away from summer break.

I’m giving this one to Kevin and penalizing Miles one smarty-pants point. Kevin said it’s so close he can taste it, which implies physical proximity, so a distance measure of light-years works.

I don’t think light SECONDS are a real thing. Overall rating: 10/10| Art Rating: 9/10| Punchline Rating: 8.5/10

I’m with you, Kevin, especially the part about no patience for those who seem to be unable to free themselves from the chains of pedantry.

One time I was six light seconds tall and had to lie down.

5 light seconds would be 931,411.99 miles…..

Another “lightspeed” comic today:

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“Summer BREAK”? Who says “Summer Break”?! It’s not like “Spring Break.” I’ve never heard a single person in the United States ever refer to it as “Summer Break”….It’s Summer VACATION!

Poor boy… I so know how he feels.