Garfield by Jim Davis for June 23, 2023

Greatest loophole ever

No one should be dieting on a Friday anyway.

My diet didn’t specify how I had to eat it.

That is not crust, just a big croûton.

Onions and peppers!, Garfield won’t be getting a goodnight kiss tonight.

that’s music to the ears

Hey, carbs are carbs no matter the color.

at least it’s not slathered with ʀᴀɴᴄʜ

That reminds me of an old grocery store commercial. The woman said something about she would eat a salad, as long as it was on a nice, juicy burger.

That’s me, when I have a pizza craving, like Garfield does.

On my pizza, I have stuffed green olives, onions, red bell peppers / capsicum, pineapple and oregano, YUMMO !!! … I’m drooling right now, Homer Simpson style.

Me never knews cats eats onions and peppers.

Next time, make it lasagne…….

technically, if you deconstruct it, pizza does sound healthy! Crispy bread smothered in tomato paste with cheese and meat on top, possible with vegatables.

You see what you want to see and hear what you want to hear. Harry Nillson

Think of the crust as a really big crouton.

Garfield would eat airsoft fatty meat salad

The crust could be made with a whole grain flour, or I have seen [shudder] cauliflower.

She sees crust? Garfield’s not THAT old.

Garfield showing his “Odie tongue” there in the final panel…

There are mix messages here. Looks like Garfield doesn’t like onions or peppers.

Of course Garfield finds a way to make a healthy diet as unhealthy as possible

It’s salad on a crust with cheese.

The crust is merely a transportation mechanism for the um, “salad.”

Ah, the pizza diet. Thanks Garfield.

That’s a detailed pizza there

Spinach on pizza?

Currently watching the doc on Jared the Subway pedophile. His Subway diet was a small tuna thing for lunch and a large veggie delight for dinner. The carbs in the bread/subway buns would have negated any lack of calories.

Garfield could have gone for a cauliflower crust but with that you’re not sure if you are eating the pizza or the ingredients are spread on the cardboard delivery box it comes in.

The crust is a giant crouton.

Pizza the modern salad, I like it. With Extra Cheese Sausage And Pepperoni.

I see a carnivore who is eating things that are not meat. (But of course I have no problems with two talking cats.)

See what you want to see.

He could get away with that

Salad just means “chopped”. Derives from “salt”

How come we haven’t seen Garfield eat ferns in a long time? At least that counts as a salad to him as well.

My wife likes pizza with all the veggies on it. I call it a salad pizza.

Where’s the anchovies?

A salad on top of greasy bread!

Oh boy, gotta remember that excuse!

A chocolate bar is a salad. Cocoa and sugar both come from plants, after all.

Come to think of it, pizza dough is grain, tomato sauce is a fruit, and cheese is a dairy. Healthy eating achieved.

I see Arlene moving on from Garfield.

Crust? That’s just a very large crouton!

Get your tongue in, you starting to be like Odie.

Since wine is made from grapes, is it considered a fruit?

Don’t forget about the legendary taco salads! I believe there is a pinch of lettuce in each fried tortilla shell which is covered with cheese, hamburger, refried beans, and Ranch dressing!

He’s listing the stuff that’s nauseating.

The crust counts as croutons

I’d eat that “salad” too if it had no olives nor tomatoes.

Garfield’s version of the ‘see food’ diet.

If we’re taking a vote, I’m with Garfield!

I like Garfield’s take on salad.

and the drool is starting

“I see crust.” That’s the crutons, Arlene! ;)