Garfield by Jim Davis for June 11, 2023

It was either that or rip up the list and say, “What list?”

That list should be at least a hundred pages long.

So Jon was gonna drink ink?

The dreaded list, in a short time is never followed.

Garfield demonstrates that the after-effects of excessive noshing are at first pleasant, and then quite unpleasant.

Black humor with black coffee

Lol

Joe McCarthy had a list too, it didn’t work out for him either.

For someone who loves coffee I’m surprised you wasted it….

Jon drinks coffee grounds and still isn’t alert enough to Garfield’s antics.

The list had “don’t throw coffee on my face”! So, Garfield had it pour it on his head.

Jon’s eyeballs are covered in hot coffee? That’s disturbing.

Good thing that coffee isn’t hot

Jon, the problem with that list is it just means Garfield will come up with new ideas instead

Big lesson. Always be thorough or Garfield will find a way to outsmart you.

“MISSED ONE”

(imagine a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

THIS WAS NOT ON THE LIST

We had a Rottweiler which would come up to us and want to be loved on by being scratched under the chin. It was a 50/50 chance that as she stretched her neck out to get the chin scratch that she’d belch into your face…She lived until she was 15 and I miss her.

Let’s just hope that coffee’s cold.

Oh right, the “don’t douse Jon with ultra-thick black coffee Gatorade-style” rule.

Jon, show him the door.

That looks like a strong cup of coffee.

I figured a “not to do” list would be much much longer for Garfield

There isn’t a list long enough to stop this cat.

Garfield needs a shock collar

Someone call in the big purple dog to put Garfield in his place.

knowing him, he probably forgot a LOT!

does anybody consider kaboom Garfield canon

Better hope Jon included “no farting” on that list.

Jon is just biding his time until hos tennis racket needs to be restrung.

Looks like the coffee we had in the army…

Keep it simple with cats. No jumping on the dining room table, no fighting … Hmm, that’s about it. :)

I still heard Thom Huge and Lorenzo Music’s voices in my head as I read this.

Garfield you’re out of control today!

He didn’t have time to read it.

That looks like coffee sludge left in the pot that sits on the warmer way too long.

Jon, you have spoilt this fatso. Only Liz can handle him now.

I had a bad acid reflux attack a couple of days ago that was making me have a hard time breathing and my heart rate was weird feeling but after about a dozen of Garfield type burps I felt so much better. Sometimes you just have to put politeness aside and let them go as loud as can be, of course, I live alone so there was nobady here to offend, come to think of it the walls are pretty thin here so the neighbor probably heard me.

Garfield pours the unrelenting emptiness of the void onto John. John does not react, he has been here for years already. He feels neither happiness or fear, just acceptance as he fades into Nirvana