Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2023

No wonder all of the squirrels have their little legs crossed.

Yeah MOVE!

The horse is more observant than the 2 Humans.

Hippo thesis?

I think they want to spend an acorn.

Took a horse to sort this one out.

Well at least Lucy has some hoarseness.

What does being tired and needing a rest, have to do with pooping ?

My hypothesis, as to why Squirrels don’t poop, is, they ran out of TP.

One phone-photo debunking coming right up.

This cartoon is OK ? But lets get back to the " greasy spoon restaurant " and the character with the boat and the cat that sits backward for a change , please : )

Huh, it’s almost like a new “Get Fuzzy”

I think she’s been duped by Jeffrey again

Gotta love that wiley slyness.

In frame three The Count thought he had been hit by a falling squirrel scat. Anyhoo… how does he know it is the squirrels’ rest room door? Is he privy to that information?

she’s driving the squirrels nuts

Um, being annoying?

Gotta wonder a bit. A dozen or more squirrels daily try for the bird feeders. Work at it for minutes. Never a sign of scat on the deck. So, either they are very fastidious, or they prefer the high grass, which also might offer a ‘wipe’ as needed.

Well,we know for sure that HORSES poop….

That teeny little “flushing sound” should have been a dead giveaway

Of course they do. Or we wouldn’t have the expression ’he’s nuttier than a squirrel tu d’.

Thank you. This brightened my day and did not expect it one bit.

Somehow… this is actually a reference to the idea some people have of Women not (so I don’t have this bounce) “Tooting”. People (mostly men) who don’t know better… think that women have super powers over their bodies. They believe – they don’t Toot, they can control their Reproductive Cycle, and they can Manipulate the Gender of the Fetus to be what they desire.

So! Gather up the Law Makers! Lets pass some New laws! We now have New Laws to make beyond Women and their Reproduction! We need to write laws about their Toots and Scoots!

(I wish I was kidding… but there will be some lame-brain who will propose this to all the law makers! Who will pass it first? Republicans or Democrats?)

Hippo Thought Posamous?

Legend says only bears do it in the woods.

Oh, this is too good.

So many frustrated squirrels!

“There are two possible outcomes: If the result confirms the hypothesis, then you’ve made a discovery. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you’ve made a discovery.” —Enrico Fermi (1901-1954) Italian-American Nobel laureate physicist

All this time, the squirrels have had to sneak into the gas station rest room like the humans.

Wiley, you are the best, most interesting, poignant, and often the most humorous cartoonist/storyteller/political/social commentator.

Once the revelation finishes dropping, Danae will report her own observation to Jeffrey, and insist on being credited as co-author of his paper.

Now THAT is the best play on words in a long time

If you look closely at the fine print, you’ll see where it says “© ’19”, so this particular story arc is about 4 years old.

In the hippocampus

The rule of funny has come knocking and would like to use the facilities.

It’s not a bloody rest room!! They don’t go in there for a rest! OK, a few might.