Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 04, 2023

you sure it’s cleaned Mr? or hmmm that’s some form of jellyfish?

maybe Andy can get paid for being on the tour…

This comic strip will probably end in one of two ways: Flo has enough of him, divorces him, and disappears, or Andy finally drowns in the canal.

Sea life or seedy life?

Florrie wouldn’t divorce Andy. Murder perhaps, but never divorce.

It’s the Andy Cappus sea inebriate! mostly found in canals but sometimes in marinas that are close to pubs!

Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath, long about Saturday Night

And the main variety is the Ubiquitous Saturated Sea Sponge!!!

Usually, that worthless lump is too drunk to climb out of the canal by himself. A police bobby has to drag him out and lock him up.

BTW, notice how his cap stays on, even during his “swim”.

At least this time there are some boats in the marina. And their antipollution policy seems to be working. Andy is getting out of the water. I’d never have thought of Andy as an environmentalist.

Well, lookee what the tide swept in.

Some of whom are actually happy to be here.

Methinks it’s unlikely Andy would fall into and climb out of the marina during a daytime tour. FREE BOTH ELDOs!!!!!!!

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Beached whale?

Wait a minute – Andy’s in the canal daytime? What gives?

It’s quite rare to see the fearsome Hammered Head this far from the warm waters.

And then, there’s Andy.

Ok. Who’s Goldsmith and Garnett?

My favorite Marina is Ms. Sirtis from “Trek: TNG”!!

Push him back, that breed sponges off of everybody.

I’m surprised Andy is still being so reckless. Given the state of British beaches and waterways, now that sewage is not being treated before being released, you are more likely than not to fall into sewage.

“To your left, you’ll see an example of the species, Cappus Pubcrawlius. Primarily a land animal,’ Cappus is equally at home in aquatic environments, usually near urban areas…”

Andy needs to be included in the tour guide book!

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A Snook(er) fish climbing out to go to its favorite pub…

Tourist’s thought balloon: That’s the ugliest selkie I’ve ever seen.

Unfortunately, it’s now polluted again.