Not going about this the right way Jason, Peter has no interest in cramming, disturbing him will give him an excuse, threaten to lobby for no more pizza will be a bigger threat.
Clearly, this would be funnier if he had offered this “protection” to Paige. She would respond by telling him that she would compress his body so that his head rested on his feet!
Robert4170 11 months ago
Did Jason watch The Godfather Part II?
meg_grif 11 months ago
Clearly Peter doesn’t understand how a protection racket works.
I need a burrito 11 months ago
Lol i finished school on thursday
gammaguy 11 months ago
Tell Jason that clog dancing is difficult when one is hanging upside down.
thevideostoreguy 11 months ago
Ah, Jason. The 90s’ answer to Mr. Haney.
josh_bisbee 11 months ago
Classic Sunday:https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/05/19
littlejohn Premium Member 11 months ago
Wrap him up in Duct-tape. And have him watch I Love Lucy shows on and endless loop. So that now he can do his studying.
cdward 11 months ago
Hey Jason, for only $6.00 per day I’ll sell you JFDGLIAT* insurance. (*Jason Fox Doesn’t Get Locked In A Trunk)
kenharkins 11 months ago
The old protection racket.
Prey 11 months ago
Not going about this the right way Jason, Peter has no interest in cramming, disturbing him will give him an excuse, threaten to lobby for no more pizza will be a bigger threat.
mindjob 11 months ago
Jason thought those clog dancing lessons would come in handy
jel354 11 months ago
Jason’s noise cancelling guarantee.
del_grande Premium Member 11 months ago
Does it matter? Peter’s only going to end up being a high school junior again in September (or is it August now) anyway
tcayer 11 months ago
Before you go, would YOU like to purchase “PFABBBP?” Peter Fox Annoying Brother Beatdown Protection? Only $6 a day.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
Jason IS the big distraction.
dv 11 months ago
If Jason is busy, maybe he can hire these people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU
JPuzzleWhiz 11 months ago
Is Jason planning a bit of “sabot-age”? (I apologize.)
Cozmik Cowboy 11 months ago
If Jason wasn’t so smart, I’d suspect he was a budding RepubliQan.
6turtle9 11 months ago
If I had the chance to make a little extra cash, I know I’d try it. Wooden shoe? (Wouldn’t you, groan)
Fennec! at the Disco 11 months ago
This protection racket really involves a racket!
TwilightFaze 11 months ago
You forget Jason: As smart as you are, Peter is stronger and faster than you, so unless you want to end up in traction, don’t push your luck.
T... 11 months ago
A true powerful politician potential…
T... 11 months ago
Ignore the dead horse head in your bed…
BlueKnight1966 11 months ago
This is why the only way to properly deal with “insurance providers” is a 12g to the face.
Angry Indeed 11 months ago
Clearly, this would be funnier if he had offered this “protection” to Paige. She would respond by telling him that she would compress his body so that his head rested on his feet!
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 11 months ago
Capitalism 101: create a need where there wasn’t one before and then market a way to fulfill it.
Erramontxu 11 months ago
And I suppose the Anual Clog Dancing Festival is just going to start in the attic…
rgcviper 11 months ago
Personally, I’d always be considerate and not wear distracting footwear. Wooden shoe? (Wouldn’t you?)
bigboinate 11 months ago
Ooh he was planning a sabo.
rfeinberg 11 months ago
Good one! Amend can still write clever jokes.