Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 21, 2023

That sidewalk’s gotta hurt! … Better check for a pulse.

The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat.

These kids are more dangerous than the “Uh-oh baby: Portent of Doom”

It ain’t a REAL porch if it can’t manage at least one rocking chair.

‘All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players’ ……..

This is why I avoid doing things :)

“Rock! Rock! (Till You Drop)”

Looks like Mrs. Otterloop didn’t marry him for his brains.

I think a bench swing is more likely to work.

No, no, no, Peter! It’s “Rock on!”, not “Rock off!”

if a rocking chair won’t fit on the porch, it’s not a porch, it’s a stoop.

I’ll tell you what else is a dangerous and bad idea; a porch swing mounted near the edge above prickly bushes below with a weak chain hook. Posting this for a friend.

I date the beginning of the decline of civilization to when they stopped putting front porches – real front porches – on houses.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off a ten foot ladder and was perfectly fine? He fell off the bottom rung.

Turn it sideways

Kids say the darnedest things, and adults do the silliest things.

After the ladder, they will go to Beni’s yard and watch his dad try to light the charcoal grill.

That is one small porch.

The perils of living in Cul de Sac, a small suburb off the beltway, with even smaller houses and porches (also: avoid step-ladders)….

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