Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 23, 2023

Sure Arlo, and I still have my first and only eraser.

Oh, that hits close to home, giggles!

This is the way I heard it over 60 years ago:“I have NEVER made a mistake. I thought I did once but I was wrong.”

The only time I was wrong was when I got married. Geez, I’ll never make THAT mistake again!

One time I thought I was right. I was wrong.

I had never heard that joke, but used it many times, thot I had made it up. So disillusioned!

I prefer the one about if a man speaks but no one hears it is he still wrong?

Janis is laughing because the joke represents on how she see Arlo.

When relevancy is high, so is the quality of the humor.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Janis is a good supporting spouse.

Well, that’s my opinion, feel free to make it yours

Actually, l deserve the credit for making his delivery sound so good in my head.

Doctor: “Your wife’s in hospital.”

Husband: “How is she?”

Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”

Husband: “Ah, you get used to that…”

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

“Here’s another lame, old joke”:

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

[Crickets…]

i’m often mistaken, but never wrong.

If I remember right, Lucy said the same thing to Charlie Brown back in the 60’s.

I prefer the one about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.

Janis had a great laugh!

“I’ll have what she’s having.” (Harry met Sally)

Indeed, it’s an oldie but goodie!

Ever consider, is the opposite, “I was only right once, the time I thought I was right, but wasn’t”? Or is the opposite, “I was only right twice, when I thought I was right, and was”? Not that it matters, I doubt my wife will tell me if I’m ever right.

If a woman speaks but no one pays attention, is she still a nag?

This topic continues today in B.C.

Arlo got it wrong. It goes: I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

wow, and here my take away from this comic was " A well told Dad Joke is a thing of beauty and joy ".

“Well, I ain’t always right, but I’ve never been wrong.” “Scarlet Begonias” by Robert Hunter & Jerry Garcia

I am NEVER wrong. I may not always be right, but I am NEVER wrong. I am allowed to be mistaken, now and then again, but I am NEVER WRONG. Making mistakes, keeps me human.

Arlo missed the mark on his profession, he should have been a sand up comedian.