You forgot your umbilical cord, baby. Go back and get it!
is that Woody Allen’s baby picture?
he should be worried about the fact he only has eight toes
I suspect more than a few of us were thinking “what am I supposed to do now?”
From mom’s vantage point, better that than birth of a warrior.
Should I stay or should I go now?
Just dreamed I was going around everywhere with no clothes on.
this kid is gonna fit in just fine in this crazy world we call home. :J
I hope he tidied it up for the next one.
My life……
Must be a female—-paranoid
Oh great! Now I have to eat my own food and cry like crazy to get a dry diaper.
Life was a lot better when I had womb service.
And another KAREN is born.
“Locked up before I left”? How’s that work??
“Did I set the alarm clock?” (repeat three times.)
Instead of the maternity ward, he’s placed in the Worry Ward.
I thought it said ‘warrior’ first, and didn’t get the thought bubble!
I can never remember if I locked the car… until I’m 3 bocks away… and have to go back to check…
Your mother can tell you if you left the water running…
Aww, a little girl…
Don’t forget to breathe, kid. Welcome to this planet. Enjoy your stay.
Better grab that placenta. You might need it some time.
Where’s my Binky?
Petey!!!!
Soon all babies will be delivered wirelessly at home. Too bad they can’t do that for a colonoscopy…
Generalized Anxiety Disorder.
July 17, 2015
jonnytest about 1 year ago
You forgot your umbilical cord, baby. Go back and get it!
ꜝ about 1 year ago
is that Woody Allen’s baby picture?
nyrB Premium Member about 1 year ago
he should be worried about the fact he only has eight toes
P51Strega about 1 year ago
I suspect more than a few of us were thinking “what am I supposed to do now?”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
From mom’s vantage point, better that than birth of a warrior.
gokar RLV about 1 year ago
Should I stay or should I go now?
Doug K about 1 year ago
Just dreamed I was going around everywhere with no clothes on.
Chris about 1 year ago
this kid is gonna fit in just fine in this crazy world we call home. :J
garcoa about 1 year ago
I hope he tidied it up for the next one.
brick10 about 1 year ago
My life……
b.john71 about 1 year ago
Must be a female—-paranoid
dflak about 1 year ago
Oh great! Now I have to eat my own food and cry like crazy to get a dry diaper.
Life was a lot better when I had womb service.
Spacetech about 1 year ago
And another KAREN is born.
wongo about 1 year ago
“Locked up before I left”? How’s that work??
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Did I set the alarm clock?” (repeat three times.)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Instead of the maternity ward, he’s placed in the Worry Ward.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member about 1 year ago
I thought it said ‘warrior’ first, and didn’t get the thought bubble!
A Common 'tator about 1 year ago
I can never remember if I locked the car… until I’m 3 bocks away… and have to go back to check…
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Your mother can tell you if you left the water running…
T... about 1 year ago
Aww, a little girl…
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
Don’t forget to breathe, kid. Welcome to this planet. Enjoy your stay.
Nuliajuk about 1 year ago
Better grab that placenta. You might need it some time.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Where’s my Binky?
Jeeper Premium Member about 1 year ago
Petey!!!!
Impact55 about 1 year ago
Soon all babies will be delivered wirelessly at home. Too bad they can’t do that for a colonoscopy…
mfrasca about 1 year ago
Generalized Anxiety Disorder.