Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 25, 2023

Moving on to the insanity test.

If the answer is “No”, can I get my money back?

Depending on how much money Brewster has on him, this could go on for a looooong time.

Pam wouldn’t let him buy the gullibility insurance I was selling!

How do you keep a gullible person in suspense?

In the 19th century there was only one being born a minute. The birthrate seems to have gone up dramatically.

The units on the gullibility scale are called “brewsters”.

He certainly doesn’t pass the Turing Test….

Jeff Foxworthy “If you’re paying $5 to see if you’re gullible you might be a redneck”.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Who’s running that test, a journalist or a Climate Movement expert?

Back in Grade School, a teacher had the following on a test:

“Children are gullible. True/False”

I marked “False”. The Teacher marked “Wrong”. I argued “I’m not gullible!” The Teacher reversed his decision for all the students who marked “False”. ㋛

I should be charging more for this test. Just because it’s Brewster.

The PCR is strong with Brewster

There’s one born every minute.

They sure saw him coming.

Off to the side, Dirk is watching and wondering how he keeps losing to this guy.

One time I had $6 altogether.

I once convinced a woman friend the ocean was higher that day because of all the rain the day before.

(Do you really believe this story?)

Did you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?

Feeding the fool!