Clay Bennett for February 24, 2023

He’d be the perfect Faux News copy editor.

He certainly has the credentials for that job!

He’d be a good fit – mendacious. Faux Snooze is the channel of prevarication. (The QOP can’t read words with more than one syllable, two with coffee.)

George’s lies are too obvious to work for Faux Spews. He would need to be more sneaky with his manipulative propaganda.

He could dress as a blond anchorwoman; he’d be grrrrrreat!

Sure. Because a politician never lies. The president knew nothing of Hunter’s business dealings. Uh huh.

Neither party has a monopoly on lying politicians. It’s practically part of the job description! One of my all time favorites: (Finger wagging) “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

He would fit right in

Interesting to see the what aboutism excuses posted. Other people lie, so Santos should get a pass. Other dictators have invaded countries so Putin is okay. Other presidents have actively sought to overturn election results and subvert the Constitution, so… oh well. Other posters write dumb comments, so I can too.

They don’t need another liar. But he should definitely resign, but we all know he won’t.

A perfect fit… for both of them!

He’s overqualified for Faux News

As one comedian said (sorry, I don’t remember which one), How big a liar do you have to be to be known as the “lying congressman”? Face it Santos is the perfect republic*nt and McCarthy is one of his biggest fans.

What a greasy slimball! What’s taking so long to rid of this POS? AND toss MTG, BOBERT, GAETZ, and MC CARTHY along with him!

This 118 th congress has THE LOWEST STANDARDS IN OUT GOVT. ‼️☹️

Have you heard of the Darwin Awards? Let’s coin the Santos Award for world class liars.

What disturbs me the most is not the fact that he lied but that he seems so utterly surprised than anybody cares that he lied.

He could take Lemon`s place.

Who do you think he’s been auditioning to all this time, certainly not his constituents.

NO!!! He needs to stay through 2024 representing the GOP. Keep him front and center with more news releases of the amazing things he has achieved.

He already does, they just don’t realize it yet.

Like all the old democrat politicians who go to work for CNN or MSNBC or as it’s known MSDNC

He’s an offspring of Fox, in the Hen/Nut house, Not News.

All the politicians should have to pass a test on the Constitution before they are permitted to run for office and swear to uphold it. I’m positive that many of our current office holders have never read it.

Not Faux – prison is where Santos needs to be. I don’t care if it’s a “country club” jail, but he needs to be incarcerated for fraud, etc.

Give him a show alongside Insanity and Clucker.

Funny Fox News was first to call him out Greg Gutfeld was first to make fun of him. CNN would be a better fit maybe him and Don Lemon can have a show together

AND he’s a career counselor! Another feather in Mr. Bennett’s cap!

Would Fox be a good fit for Santos, or would so much prevarication cause a rift in the factual universe and a black hole where truth would be sucked in and lost forever?

Tucker would look at Santos and say, “Amateur.”

Whoops. A counter offer from CNN to replace Don Lemon.

Are we certain that he’s not on their payroll already? Might explain a few things.

Fux Spews—where the real news goes to die!

He may have already updated his resume to include being a talking head on Fox News…

He can certainly make it up as he goes along.

Rep. George Santos takes heat for sponsoring bill to make killer AR-15 assault weapon America’s ‘national gun’

Rep. George Santos came under fire Thursday for co-sponsoring a law that would make the deadly AR-15 assault weapon the “national gun” of the U.S. The Long Island Republican lawmaker is joining a right-wing push to lionize the killer weapon that has been used in many recent mass shootings in American workplaces and schools. Santos, who has mostly faced attacks for his serial lying, had already worn an assault weapon lapel pin to Congress to show opposition to gun-control regulations like the proposed assault weapons ban that would keep AR-15′s off the street.

Republicans love their murder weapons, they want to take all restrictions off of them.

He can get a job on the prison work crew when the feds catch up with his financial misdeeds.

Sooooo Good!! Thanks for the Belly Laugh!!!

I don’t understand. On his Resume he already lists himself as Executive Producer for their entire nighttime line up.

Fox Spews could then have an even more fecal output.

He doesn’t already?