Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 02, 2023

That blows.

That explains the flavor.

Is that Sporky from Toy Story?

Maybe it’s Kraft Beer.

Just as long as they don’t use glitter.

Made me chuckle this morning, Thanks, Mark!

They might want to try brewing a honey wheat with a splash of lemon next time.

this left me thirsty for more

It’s coffee time. Not bar time. Took me a bit to see funny in this.

Boy, Paris is on fire. Two in a row of extreme cleverness. Love it.

What clever beers they are!

…and Elmers Glue to hold it all together!

If the star of Tomb Raider opened a brewery, would it be Croft Beer?

Craft beer is better than Kraft beer. I’m not sure I’d LIKE beer with cheese in it (or, would that just be beer cheese that was somewhat more runny?)

so would a bottle cap sculpture be considered cute or morbid?

Do they shop at Hoppy Lobby?

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. As a crafter, I can say that might be a beer I’d actually like.

Beer crafters have to drink their mistakes…

This makes me very hoppy.

This is cute!