Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.
According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.
Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.
Limpid Lizard about 1 year ago
Stupid. He could simply use one of the balls at the alley.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago
“What hump?”
Joung Frankenstein, Mel Brooks, 1974
C about 1 year ago
She might have a hunch about the plan here
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
OK Quasi.
Dirty Dragon about 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csGhMQoQms
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
At home, with Mr. and Mrs, Igor. He’s headmaster at school. They have a son they call Baby Humpling.
seanfear about 1 year ago
The hunchback of Alley-dame
rshive about 1 year ago
The people in my bowling league would look at me funny.
skirchner about 1 year ago
What hump?
Ace 66 about 1 year ago
He should see Dr Pimple Popper instead, that’s one hell of a lypoma or is that a cyst.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
He must be using cartoon physics to keep the bowling ball up on his shoulder.
dlkrueger33 about 1 year ago
She should answer, “Have fun, Quasimodo”.
Gina Carson about 1 year ago
To quote Eyegore from Young Frankenstein, “What hump?”
Just-me about 1 year ago
I don’t think he’s a quasi modo. He’s a full on modo.
dflak about 1 year ago
Let me frame this proposition for you, it’s right up my alley. How does that strike you, dear? Can you spare me for an hour or two? Maybe I’ll even get some turkey while I am out. I promise you I will not wind up in the gutter.
phredturner about 1 year ago
Candi Barr was a famous stripper
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
….like she doesn’t know? ☺️☺️
timinwsac Premium Member about 1 year ago
Him wearing his bowling shows might be further giveaway.
Greyhame about 1 year ago
According to my brother, he would occasionally walk down the hill to the corner store for cigarettes. On the journey, he would a pass a House Of Ill Repute . His wife would give him a twenty. She would then demand to see change on return.
Yes, this was a long time ago.
Webby_dog about 1 year ago
It’s the hunchback of noterdame
edstiles about 1 year ago
Sometimes honesty is not the best policy.
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
“I’m taking my bowling ball out for some fresh air.”
russef about 1 year ago
IGOR!
ekke about 1 year ago
Eye-gore!
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
And he’ll have a ball.
T... about 1 year ago
Hunchback of Notre Bowling Alley…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 1 year ago
Quasimodo’s competition.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
Stupidity number one is the way he’s hiding the bowling ball. Stupidity number two is telling his wife that he’s going to the bowling alley for a candy bar. This genius isn’t going anywhere tonight.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is another one that is probably just dumb, but I got a good laugh out of it. Thanks.
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The hunchback of lane 5