Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 03, 2023

Now repeat 3 or 4 trillion times and you’re there

Ask Musk for a horse-shaped spacesuit.

Did Musk launch a car, because Lars told him to?

’m reminded of the busker who had two hats. One had a sign “Please drop in a dollar or two if you like the music”. The other hat’s sign said “For $10, I’ll stop for 10 minutes.”

Have Dopey Joe pitch it to his Chinese buddies and you’re in like Flynn.

Score? Get 19 more dollars and then she’ll have a score.

Danae needs to reformat the pitch into a TED talk.

People usta give me nickel to go outside.

It’s kind of cute that Danae is still young and naïve enough to not know the difference between Mars-colonizing money and Dad money.

If she were my daughter, I’d insist that her mother take custody … and that I didn’t have to make visits.

Use the dollar to send that idea to Congress and maybe she’ll see some subsidy money coming back.

Will Joe and Victoria finally get married on Valentine’s Day?

Gallant effort, Danae.

Pressed is right!

Invest it in Trump’s NFTs…..it might be the going price now.

Laurel&Hardy are street musicians.

A lady asks them how much money they make per street.

Ollie says about fifty cents a streetThe lady gives them a dollar and tells them to move up a couple of streets

They clearly need a stable genius to send to Mars… even if he can’t fit in a spacesuit!

Is the money for bribing Lars?

How did Danae score a lectern in the living room?

How much to go away all the way to Mars?

Hairy thumbs up.

Customers?

“SCORE!”

“IT’S A START”

(imagines different versions of these parts of the dialogue of this cartoon)

THAT’S GOOD

A GOOD START

He launched a car for the attention and nothing else.

I like that it says “Pressed” Conference.

Be sure to get Trump to sign on since he was an astro-nut (in his NFTs)

“Pressed Conference”. Now that’s ironic!

These days, a dollar might be enough to colonize a Mars bar.

Pop quiz: Win a free trip to Mars! Name the two items (pictured in panel two) that are often used by public speakers, indicating which one is under Danae’s feet. Yes, of course spelling counts.