B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 23, 2023

Snow purifies the neighborhood. Suddenly the neighbors trash can and gas meter are beautiful lumps of white.

he needs antenna

I’m an iiiiisland.

Close enough.

Don’t try to fly while holding it.

Funny! Especially the bird’s expressions.

Good day for John to pretend he’s a part-time undercover spy.

(He’s a seasonal spy under the cover of snow.)

That’s a rock, and Snow man’s an island.And a rock feels no pain, and a turtle island never cries. [With thanks to Paul Simon.]

Hard to find the right runway in all that snow.

Easy mistake to make. The bird arrived in a flurry….

It’s like trying to unlock someone else’s car in a snowy parking lot. Ever happened to anyone else?

So I guess Dooky and John don’t do the annual southern migration before winter anymore. Something else Mason’s forgotten about. Ah well..

From that altitude, one mound looks the same as another to Dooky!

Rock here, turtle there, what’s the difference! Yip yip yip yip yip

That’s a punchline?

Or Buffalo Bills fans.

Yeah, I noticed it wasn’t warm on my skinny ‘bird feet’.

The turtle is cold blooded. He’d be unable to function in snow.

It’s easy to get confused when you’re trying to go to the John.

It’s hard to tell them apart when they’re snow covered.

And over there is Iran.

Aaaaak‼️☺️

One day it will be in Charlie Brown’s Trick-or-Treat bag.

Well you locator was turned off.

When folks can’t distinguish you from an inanimate object….YOU HAVE ARRIVED!!

A former snow-plow-jockey, here in the frozen tundra, backed way up, and onto a neighbor’s lawn, to make a fast charge at one of my large snow-piles … ’twas on a two ton granite boulder near the base of my driveway. My security camera footage is on my Outlook Calendar for an annual-bring up and a great laugh.

For once, they can see each other face to face.

The Zeus Weather Wizard satellite giving them snow in a Hot House Earth environment.