Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 06, 2023

I’m just sticking my neck out here but it does make sense.

You’ll not hurt yourselves pulling me out first. Then y’all can kill yourselves trying to pull the Giraffe out.

Now is the time to all sit down and rationally discuss the matter of who to attempt to rescue first, until it becomes a moot point.

㋡ Robot Chicken nailed this scene…

https://youtu.be/6IHhAKnCtKc

Grab hold of the giraffe and get pulled out with it.

They pulled the monkey our first, and then the giraffe was obviously necks.

It’s more of a stretch to pull the giraffe out first.

Pull out the giraffe and the level of the quicksand will drop a lot. No worries.

As a kid, it seemed two of the most dangerous things in life were stepping in quicksand and falling in an earthquake crack.

But he LIKES the giraffe.

In the meantime hum “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.”

Duh‼️

How did the rope get tied around the giraffe???

Here’s a bunch of hats.

Looks like an allegory for equity.

This is what happens when you have poor a credit rating. Reduced and delayed service from your explorer’s insurance.

But the giraffe is a better conversationalist.