Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 25, 2022

Twas the night before Christmas … I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s nap, when down in the cellar their arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the basement I flew like a flash, tore open the furnace and there in the ash was a little old survivor, so chubby and thick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

You were supposed to go down the chimney that had a fire going and wear a hazmat suit so you don’t get burned too bad.

That looks like it hurts.

This comic would also work with just the last three panels.

Chim chiminey, wrong chimney, chim chim cher-ee

Santa’s as unlucky as someone can be

Chim chiminey, wrong chimney, chim chim cher-oo

Now, what’s next will my gift be the flu?

Or a blow on the head

‘Cause that’s my fear too

And did his bag of Gifts get stuck in the flu? I would have thought that there was a shot for that?

Merry Christmas every one, peace to all…..

Phew! What a night! Merry Christmas everyone! snzzzzzzz

Signs sometimes help.

I hope you didn’t forget Henry.

Merry Christmas!

Fortunately, the Wiz was last on the delivery list. Presents are still on the roof.

Who needs two chimneys? Merry Christmas, all!

Somebody needs to recalibrate Santa’s GPS.

Glad it wasn’t on!

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

Now where’s the presents?

It’s not the Wizard’s face in the second panel that cracks me up, it’s Blanche’s look! :)

Wiz, you need to label those chimneys.

We worried about that with our kerosene heater.

“IT’S A CLINKER!”

Well, that was fuelish.