Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 30, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    Unless it’s caffeine free Diet Coke, you don’t have to worry about drinking too much until you start to get a stomachache.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Not a bad resolution, actually.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    I’m no gonna focus on myself, I’m gonna focus the camera. SLR.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Focusing on and wanting to improve the lives of others really is great, however, fixing and improving yourself can also improve the lives of those around you and those you encounter. In fact, improving yourself may even make it so you can improve the lives of others even more.

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    why bother? the king (in real life: politicians) do that already

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    DaveG1960  over 1 year ago

    I agree. Best Resolution ever……

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  over 1 year ago

    pass this comic to our lawmakers both parties

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    And it’s one that’s more likely to be kept!

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    karlykru Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have made and kept the same resolution for 50 years. I resolve not to make resolutions.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Never trust resolutions made while under the influence…not that Bung is ever sober, though.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t that already the jester’s job?

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    As long as you can make the Fink laugh, you’re OK.

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    preacherman  over 1 year ago

    By others, Bung is referring to the barkeeps.

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    mikehop23  over 1 year ago

    HAPPY NEW YEAR

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Bung is running for congress?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So, basically, Bung is going to go around and tell other people what’s wrong with them, how to fix it and when it needs to be done. Kinda sounds familiar.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Actions speak louder than words….

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Improving oneself improves others lives.

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    TexTech  over 1 year ago

    So Bung’s resolution is basically to become an annoying busybody?

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    rattlemycage  over 1 year ago

    Best resolution you ever heard, worst joke I ever heard…

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    donwestonmysteries  over 1 year ago

    When you judge others, you are practicing to judge yourself because your brain doesn’t know the difference. I am fat, I am stupid, I am not good enough. Get it? I don’t judge others anymore and am happier about myself.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Bung is paying for our drinks??

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 1 year ago

    “I resolve to improve the lives of others… whether they like it or not!!”

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    Sort of like people who just watched LOTR for the first time: “Everyone needs a Sam!” Well, why don’t YOU be someone else’s Sam! I try to be, but I’m not a good gardener.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Bung wants to improve the lives of others? He’s a socialist? /s

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    Ima Payne  over 1 year ago

    I gave up stupid resolutions 50 years ago other then one, trying to make it till next year

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    The worst kind of tyrant is one who truly believes they are acting in everyone’s best interest.

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