Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 08, 2022

Isn’t marking your candles more important?

Thank goodness I wasn’t looking forward to eating any birthday cake!

But do you know? This looks like a birthday card trope.

chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire

Try to fart then out…

That how you have your cake and nobody else eats it too.

Great balls a fire!

Don’t eat the yellow frosting.

I think I’ll pass on the cake and just have the ice cream.

Hilarious!

My cake, My Cake!

Gross!

What if your wish was to pee on a cake?

….and there goes the cake….eeew

Pee on it, Spit on it, same difference, it’s still an inedible cake.

Why blow out the candles when you have a fire hose?

Misheard statements. What was said was, “I’ll pass on the cake thank you very much.”

Enough with the bathroom humor !

Golden shower cake, served at that place in Fla.

He’s marking the cake as his – and his alone.

Who wants cake???

Dave Coverly’s eyes are so simple yet so perfect.

Bad dog!

Now everybody rush to get the first piece.

That’s not where the pee cake goes.

Afterwards he will roll into it.

EEEEEWWWWW.

Not if your wish is for all of them to go away!

You know that saying about flying too close to the flame?

Want to know if your ’boy’friend is trans?Have him put out a campfire by peeing on it.

The other dogs are thinking, “No, no slice for me, I’m on a diet”.

So, Does anyone still want cake?