Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2022

Spore-l sport

May I help?

“So … Does this mean that you don’t want to share saliva right now?”

She wanted romance, she gets to hold his spores

Looks as though she’s lost some weight.

There is no way that I would assist Wiz with his work.

…and Blanche would definitely disperse them!!

Aw comme on blanche, slime molds are fun!

Is that what they’re calling it now?

So what is the Wiz aiming for? Is it going to be a new bio-weapon? A new food source? Improve the flavor of the Kingdom’s cheese?

Next time, you may want to hold on to that thought!

Tried that “you can hold my spores” line in a bar once, got a slap in the face

Slime mold is fascinating stuff!

A few years back I was paid to test so electronic equipment. one was a set of walkie talkies that claimed a 30 mile range-they were flogged for families at ski resorts.

My wife agreed to help out that I would get to a line of land where i could pretty much go in one direct. Leave her with one handset and I’d drive o check the range.

“We’re working together.” she said “This will be so romantic.”

“Yeah, I’ll drive until I can no longer hear the sound of your voice.”

We still laugh about it. The hand set had a range of about 8 miles.

She can get even by making him help her cook.

What did she expect?

I meant to ask, can you make glitter?

Awww….she really loves him!

Usually they just say, “Hold my beer.”

Eye of newt don’t come in jars. Start plucking.

Might explain why they never had kids. Although any child those two had would probably need therapy for their entire life.

Is “can you hold my spores” some new-age euphemism for intimate activity?

One man’s work is another person’s regret. Yip yip yip yip yip

Ah wiz getting into the gain of function biz eh? Hehehe

Just don’t hold his beer.

How about mutating graham crackers, marshmallows and Hershey bars and she can hole his S’mores? :)

Blanche is a spore loser.

Picture The Beetles singing I WANNA HOLD YOUR SPORES.

Spores generally aren’t too romantic.

He is such a fun guy.

I spore she just isn’t into it.