Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 08, 2022

Satan er I mean Santa, will never get coffee there again.

You mean you’re not the devil?

Some one just got put on the naughty list…forever.

Hope that server likes coal in his stocking.

seems the server is dyslexic

There was once a dyslexic guy who sold his soul to Santa….

Obviously, a high school drop-out!!!

That guy has a cruel sense of humor.

Stan A. is still waiting.

And Satan got Santa’s cup.

Looks like Satan is going to need extra coal this year!

Cruel irony… it was COLD

Worse was when he called out “Satan! Here’s your drink, ma’am.”

They both wear red, don’t they….

Reminds me of those old “church lady” routines from SNL. "Could it be…SATAN????!!!

That must happen a lot to the big red guy. And to Santa Claus too.

I am afraid of Santa. I have claustrophobia.

My wife Sophia got a coffee from you-know-who labeled ‘Sofa’

Then there was the dyslexic guy who sold his soul to Santa ….

Maybe the coffee is actually hot for a change…

Same difference, neither of them are REAL.

When Satan orders coffee they write “Satin” on the cup.

I know someone on the naughty list.

You mean you don’t BELIEVE? GASP!

Ho-ho-ho!

RAH roh!

did you hear about the dyslexic who doesn’t believe in dog?

spelling is important! (caPitaLIZatiOn not SO much so)

Reminds me of when someone was preparing the field for a football game and chalking the name of the teams. It was written “THE CHEFS” instead of chiefs.

Autocorrection

Do cats have their own Santa Claws?