Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2022

The Wisea$$ should move to a different, unlisted mountain.

well, that is a start Pig

Pig is the little engine that couldn’t.

“I know I can’t, I know I can’t, I know I can’t . . .”

Well the first thing you need to do is to define what success means to you.

Pig appears to be very successful at not being successful.

I feel your pain Pig

Be proud of your incompetence.

I’m sure that I’m not very successful at being confident.

Just ACT confident Pig! And eventually you will be!

Get confident, stupid!

Just avoid the confidence men.

Maybe he’s just not trying. He should emulate Rat- he’s VERY trying!

the best way to achieve confidence is to do the impossible every day. I’ve been doing that for years and astounding people.

Pig needs to pursue his passions, but he needs to figure out what they are.

I don’t know how confidence will help.

I’m confident I can swim across the ocean!

Yeah, that didn’t help.

Morning Steph, you got that lesson across well, good day

Starting to wonder if Steph needs some dried jellyfish pills? https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/11/06

Did you guys see the cover for the new Pearls treasury, Pearls Seeks Enlightenment?

Pig needs self esteem to be confident!

Did the Wise-Ass make that hill? He seems full of it, and the hill looks well…

Relax,Pig.Donald Trump thinks HE’S successful,for all the good it’s doing hm.

Not what the Wise Donkey meant, I say.

If you’re successful at being a failure, are you an oxymoron?

How are you defining success Pig? Like many, by how much unnecessary stuff you have acquired or by the size of your paycheck? Or through more meaningful measures?

Pig, you just need to change your definition of success. Nobody is better than you when it comes to not being confident. Therefore, you successfully lack confidence,

Relax, Pig. No need to consult the phony Wise A$$ on the Hill. Your reputation is already shot, thanks to Cartoon-Boy….