Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 10, 2022

Yyyyaaayyyyy!! Just don’t eat the eggs, guys.

Why hasn’t Verne used this power before?

Okaaaay. Do tell, Verne, which quadrant are you from? Do they have mildew there, or is that something that you picked up here?

Verne is a Time Lord.

Verne should use this more often.

A Renaissance turtle perhaps?

Ooooh! A twist!

What’s that you were saying about not being hypnotize-able, RJ? Verne has definitely proven you wrong.

Istari?

A chiccoon.

Verne wins again. I love it. I wish it would happen more often.

I’m hungry from some Kentucky Fried Racoon.

Maybe Vern is channeling Gary Shandling’s character from What Planet Are You From.

In the fantasy novel series Spellsinger, one of the main characters is a tortoise wizard.

“He was the wizard of a thousand kings

And I chanced to meet him one night wandering

He told me tales and he drank my wine

Me and my magic man kind of feeling fine. . ." The Wizard – Uriah Heep

When RJ is once more himself, I found something in the store, just perfect for him….Twinkie flavored candy canes ! Honest a real product.