And then there are failed demolition experts.
There’s a statue in our park that I had seen on Facebook; it’s a statue of a pirate with two peg legs, two eye patches, two hooks, and two parrots, one on each shoulder!! Very well done, and and gets chuckles from passersby!!!
He’d give his all to be as tough as that guy!
He started with one. But then he scratched a few itches. The rest is history.
Somebody is hooked on pirates.
It’s probably fair to say, he won’t be having any children either.
That guy is real easy to hang with!
Mind you, he seems not to win a lot of fights.
Hey, Dave!! What’s your hook for this joke?
I’ll bet Dave just watched Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
Q: What has two legs, two arms and two eyes?
A: Two pirates.
I am feeling my head may have been replaced by a hook this weekend.
That has to be Captain Hook.
If the Black Knight was a pirate. ’Tis but a scratch…
Commitment.
He’s got me hooked! ☺️☺️☺️
Would not want to do his laundry!
“The pirate who no longer says ‘Argh’”.
Looks like a hooker.
So – the Hook-man does exist!
This guy is hooked on crook!!
Is there one we can’t see?
His timbers were shivered once too often.
Aye, that be Cap’n Lucky.
That’s Captain Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook.
Just flesh wounds!
As the pro at the golf shop said, “That’s one hook you’ve got there. Keep your hook, err, head down”
November 25, 2017
Ratkin over 1 year ago
And then there are failed demolition experts.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
There’s a statue in our park that I had seen on Facebook; it’s a statue of a pirate with two peg legs, two eye patches, two hooks, and two parrots, one on each shoulder!! Very well done, and and gets chuckles from passersby!!!
Farside99 over 1 year ago
He’d give his all to be as tough as that guy!
Imagine over 1 year ago
He started with one. But then he scratched a few itches. The rest is history.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Somebody is hooked on pirates.
Imagine over 1 year ago
It’s probably fair to say, he won’t be having any children either.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
That guy is real easy to hang with!
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
Mind you, he seems not to win a lot of fights.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Hey, Dave!! What’s your hook for this joke?
derdave969 over 1 year ago
I’ll bet Dave just watched Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
GentlemanBill over 1 year ago
Q: What has two legs, two arms and two eyes?
A: Two pirates.
ekw555 over 1 year ago
I am feeling my head may have been replaced by a hook this weekend.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That has to be Captain Hook.
strandedonearth Premium Member over 1 year ago
If the Black Knight was a pirate. ’Tis but a scratch…
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Commitment.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
He’s got me hooked! ☺️☺️☺️
Prey over 1 year ago
Would not want to do his laundry!
Indianapolis Smith over 1 year ago
“The pirate who no longer says ‘Argh’”.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Looks like a hooker.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
So – the Hook-man does exist!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This guy is hooked on crook!!
mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is there one we can’t see?
Lablubber over 1 year ago
His timbers were shivered once too often.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Aye, that be Cap’n Lucky.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s Captain Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook-Hook.
The Duke over 1 year ago
Just flesh wounds!
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
As the pro at the golf shop said, “That’s one hook you’ve got there. Keep your hook, err, head down”