Herman by Jim Unger for October 18, 2022

Why would you need binoculars on a submarine?

Will those be with or without the onion, garlic, black beans and egg salad?

weird, why B&W today

Friend of mine served on a submarine. I asked him a lot of questions missions, equipment, locations but he said only that the food on-board was excellent.

One time there were 248 submarine sandwiches.

Submarines are full of seamen.

Hold the onions.

He should ask about delivery – for next time.

That would be two for each crew member, at least.

How long are they going to let him take to make that order?

The “to go” was probably superfluous.

“And make it snappy.”

Reminds me a bit of this scene from the Woody Allen film Bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On7U-x_s_EE&ab_channel=WoodyEveryDay

Make sure they punch your loyalty card!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of…ranch, catsup, mayo???

Is there some significance in the number 247?

“Ja Wohl, mein herr”

In Germany they are called U-boat sandwiches

I don’t think the crew wants to have anything to do with submarines anymore.

Aye aye !

when the sub is on the surface there are 2 lookouts, and the officer of the deck has binoculars.