Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 19, 2022

Okay, if that’s what you wand.

Spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

Her spells are bad spells.

One toe of frog, some wool of bat, a tongue of dog, adder’s fork, blind worm, an eye of newt, ninja sloth’s claws, ….

yeah, too much slime

What’s cookin’ good lookin?

Which is potion?

With her misspellings, I bet she tries to turn a prince into a frog and instead he sprouts wings.

A witch who doesn’t know how to spell words right?

They need a spell checker.

Lol Spell Check!

Which witch is which?

Yes. She meant that it’s her fanciest spell, “which is a posh one”.

A spellchecker checks spells; a spelling checker checks spelling.

A spell check is how you pay for the potion. They don’t take plastic.

Spoiled children is a must have for such a “poshun”

Of course her spells are misspelled

No wonder the “Luv Poshun #Nene” didn’t work as advertised!

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch? ☺️

Maybe she lost the ancient recipe…I think she needs to add bees knees, canary lips, and two peas in a pod!

Spells require spelling!

Poshuns are not spells. I learned that by reading Harry Potter.

They need to use a spell checker

Dyslexic Witches Be Loco!

Her spell was just meant as a distraction. It’s a feinting spell.

Her spelling is probably why her spells don’t work.