Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 05, 2022

How about a 5-assed baboon?

Monkey business

I wouldn’t want one and wouldn’t know someone I could pawn the creature off on.

Are you sure it’s not just a howler monkey?

We have enough of the flying monkey’s already…….

It’s what you get when you cross a Monkee with a member of Steppenwolf. And you should just let it go as it was born to be wild……

What do they taste like?

Which half is which?

When the moon is out it becomes a Howler Monkey.

Wiz needs an outlet for his mistakes.

howling monkey?

What will they think of next to crossbreed a poodle with. Call it a pooky

Better name for the poodle mix would be mondoodle, even though it sounds kinda Irish.

Trying to drum up business, Wiz?

I want to put in an offer. Make a nice haunted house “decor” ;)

Ummm, maaaaybe. Let’s see a sample.

The Wiz and Dr Mel, have to do something with their mistakes.

Mtn. Dew and Puppy-Monkey-Baby have entered the chat.

ba dum tss

Hum. A wolf that could climb trees and hang by its tail. If domesticated, it might make a great watchdog.

Have I got a new species for YOU!

Will it eat the half monkey half eagle pests that have been pooping on my house?

At first, I was disappointed that there is no picture of this creature, then I decided it’s best left to individual imaginations.

Half monkey half wolf hybrid? Sounds like a pretty good description of a Baboon.

Wow! The MESS that thing must fling!

So that’s how we got baboons? Look at those canine teeth!

Another wizard mishap…

Today’s joke is taken from the one about a guy who walks into a bar and orders a drink.Bartender says: “do you have any pictures of your wife naked?” “No!” Bartender: “want to buy some?”

Good salesmanship.

can they fly?

People tend to imagine the best or worst results of hybridization, say the size and ferocity of a wolf and the agility and climbing ability of a monkey. Instead, imagine the hybrid having the size and desire for bananas of a monkey and the hearing, tail, and paws of a wolf.

A variation of: Isadora Duncan to George Bernard Shaw: “Will you be the father of my next child? A combination of my beauty and your brains would startle the world.”

To which Shaw supposedly replied: “I must decline your offer with thanks, for the child might have my beauty and your brains.”

(Einstein and Marilyn Monroe are also mentioned thusly.)

No, but I know this Doctor named Frankenstein that just might be interested….

My cousin once had a half-Great Dane, half-bulldog puppy. The bulldog was the mom. To this day I have no idea how that worked.

He’s giving him politicians?