Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2022

Wisdom is priceless.

Couldn’t the Great Wise One simply get paid to write for fortune cookies?

“Likes”, so boring, everyone knows it has to be the enviable “Featured Comment”!

Once again the wise a$$ makes a social commentary

I guess this is a case of “penny for your thoughts”…or perhaps more correctly..“penny for his thoughts”.;-D

It’s easy! The Purpose of life is to live it!

I thought the purpose of Life was to provide a pleasant tasting breakfast cereal.

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Find your special purpose

I was worried, it’s been almost a week since the last strip about social media.

Do smiley face emojis count?

Like most everything, you get what you pay for.

On September 30th, the Wise A$$ told Pig to never return

There is no grand purpose; life is an accident of chemistry and physics. Just make the most of it while you can.

Justify my life. Click like.

Validation, recognition and notoriety are everyone’s goal in life these days.

The Wise A$$ discovers capitalism.

As they say you get what you pay for

Personally, I’d LIKE more Zeeba, Crocs, Guard Ducks and the rest of the menagerie that made me a huge PBS fan.

“You’re born. You live. You go on some diets. You die.” – Opus

Should I ‘unlike’ the ‘like’ I just gave Pastis just on principle?

Look for weirder people on FB going forward!

Didn’t the Wise @ss tell Pig to never come back?

He’s an influencer. :)

For some, that’s it. Very sad indeed….

At first, I was wondering why WA needs money up on that hill. But I guess he needs it to pay Grubhub.

Kind of normal operating procedure for our top 0.01%.

I guess inflation even hits the Wise Donkey.

Better than paying for bad advice, Pig, just abandon visiting the Wise A$$!