Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2022

Love the shop name: “Whine-ry Depot”!

That’s were the drunks go – they don’t care what it is, as long as it has more alcohol than Night Train.

They ALL will be offended

The “varietal neutral” is probably rosé.

Well, oenophiles ARE snobbish, more or less by definition. On the other hand, they’re more likely to get into a discussion of terroir or whether this bottle has notes of saddle leather or old smoker’s clothing, in my observation.

It applies equally to coffee – particularly down under with Kitty Flanagan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtE7E4Vhzio

Is he saying that some wines are trans-color? I suppose that if a wine is aged wrong, it could happen.

They’re all green from this view.

The bottle of Gallo is saying it identifies as a Château Lafite Rothschild.

If he wants to offend people, he should sell wine in boxes or cans.

Where’s the Cardboardeaux?

That’s a great cartoon and you can’t char-deny it.

I wonder how many people won’t be offended, but will actually think it’s a great idea and will start cancelling those racist wineries which are not “neutral-friendly”.

Offended? Probably by a whole lot of Anglican Evangelicals in Sydney (look it up).

I like wine.

Are there heirloom wines, and are they toenail-fungus-free?

Should have just it “non-binary deciduous vines product with the pronouns fruit/berry”

Social warriors looking to mellow their anger buy it in quantity. Variety should be a key.

Bottlings usually qualify for the 1/2 off basket by tasting off by a half.

Each wine has their privilege.

I was invited to a wine-tasting once some years ago. We were given samples and asked to comment. I heard people talking about color, bouquet, “notes of” (whatever that means), and all that. When I was asked, all I could say was, “I guess April was a good month.” I was not invited back. 8>)

He’s right. Some complain about every thing that seems somehow not right in their opinion.

Like the sign. There are lots of places where whining is the main course but very few designated spots.

my eyesight is going. at first look I thought they were veggies.

But where is the boxed whine??

Be offended… nothing happens

I woke to read this? :)

I’m guessing the third option is everything in between

I am offended by those 1/2 off signs. It means I’ve been overcharged for months. :)

Reds might imply an NFL team, so they will have to change the names

Will they sell bottles of white whine vinegar under the brand Outraged? They could make millions in some parts of the nation

The sign should be all lower case “whites”.

How can wine be offended?

When Christ is around, the water starts identifying as wine.

“Whinery Depot” Love it!

We will sell no wine before it’s whine

The “varietal neutral” is probably pale.

Got any Indigenous wine?

The irony is that the folks who are constantly complaining about people getting easily offended are becoming the biggest whiners!

LOL………………….. Good one, Wiley!!

Separate into yellow, white, lighter green and darker green. No one will care.

All the good wine you people like to drink.

Anyone ever had Shiraz wine? An interesting Red, modestly priced.

I remember one winery’s tasting room poured a white wine made from red grapes – they eliminated the grape skin contact with the juice, resulting in something to flummox the know-it-alls.