Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 26, 2022

Picking it up (3 second rule).

Boxing it.

Going out to delivery.

TMI?

The person making it sneezed, wiped their nose with the back of their hand….

We had a similar app the last time we called AAA for roadside service. We were able to watch the tow truck get off at the wrong off-ramp, and then drive past us twice before getting it sorted out. It was very entertaining.

In fairness to him, we were not on the main road, but about a hundred yards down a dark side street.

Out for Delivery: The driver got lost and ate 2 pieces while trying to find you.

They really don’t usually drop it on the floor.

Fortunately they will not charge extra for that extra “ingredient”.

The heat from the oven will kill the germs anyway, so all good.

This is a case of laws and sausages.

Last time I use this pizza place.

Supposedly, I have the “advantages” of monitoring my grocery pickup order being prepared. In practice, I hear a notification sound for a message asking about a substitution. By the time I walked across the room and logged into message account, the “window” to reply had already expired. What a complete waste of time.

Annnd they put it in the box anyway, right?

It’s going to take more than that to turn Cliff off to the pizza.

More than he wanted to know, yet what he NEEDS to know.

Keeping the five second rule by picking it back up

Was that an accident, or does the chef hate Cliff?

Well, did it fall cheesy-side down? Scientific minds want to know.

Cliff’s Pizza hasn’t gotten to the Spitting on it step.

They added that step to his order after he neglected to Tip the delivery guy the last 5 times he ordered.