Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2022

A Tzu-dog is what he was going to say. Yeah, yeah that’s it.

An expert on Shih Tzus is a Tsuologist.

Careful, lest you incur the wrath of the Morality Police!!!

… a Bull … Shih … Tzu dog." (Just be sure to pause long enough between certain parts of the name and it’s “fine”.)

a bulltzu?

Some friends of ours have an 18 year old Jack Russell terrier/Shih Tzu combination. Referred to as a Jack S….

there’s enough going around to satisfy everyone…….

This is a line from Dumb and Dumber.

Someone duped you: way too much hair for a shilldog or a bulltzu.

A “Bull Tzu”?

“Cat toy”

Tzu is pronounced “Zoo.” If you object, you’ll have to start talking about “tunamis.” And that sounds like a fish sale down at the local grocery store, not devastating storms in the Pacific Ocean.

“Don’t say it- this is a family comic.”

What’s wrong with ‘Shih Bull’?? I just am not getting the joke. :) :) :)

Hahaha….There’s a lot of that going around.

A perfect breed for politicians’ pets.

Shiitake Bulldog???

Tzudog

Humph! Ridicules!

How about a mix between a Cocker Spaniel and a Maltese?

My son-in-law says one of their dogs is a boxer, pit bull, and shih tzu mix so it’s a box-bull- shitz.

we have a dog that is part poodle and part Shih Tzu. I usually call it a Shi Doodle

A bullsheet? (SHEET-zoo is the correct pronunciation of the breed)

My Mom had a Shih Tzu – Bichon cross. For some reason she got annoyed when I called it a sh*tb*tch…

Reminds me of Steve Martin’s movie, “The Jerk”. His dog’s name was “S____t Head”.

The breed is called a mutt

I’m continually amazed by how their eyeglasses stay on without a bridge piece over the nose.

At a buddy’s place, noticed the dog when he was sent out with the command “Go pee!” Thought it would be interesting if that was the dog’s given name. He wouldn’t know whether he was coming or going.