Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 13, 2022

Do your playing on the porch from now on.

What can you do?

Oooo … that’s gonna leave a mark.

And now I shall sing about his … Conditionnnnn, Condition! Conditionnnn, Condition!

Watch out for that last step!!!

If he were a rich man he would have health insurance.

Movie Sequel: Fiddler on the Gurney

I guess he didn’t follow his tradition…

Taking a header off the roof is aslo a ( Accidental tradition ) Tradition !

If I were a rich man, I’d buy a safety harness.

Just failed the walk and play fiddle at the same time test ;-)

He shouldn’t have been fiddling around up there.

If I were a rich man

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

All day long, I’d biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn’t have to work hard

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

If I were a biddy biddy rich yidle-diddle-didle-didle man

He’s now the Fiddler on (the) Route (to the hospital)

Harry’s slipping. This looks like something Mr Martin would have “helped” with.

He got the same reception as the cat on the wall.

Strange, the cycle of information. Topol and Zero singing have been rising in my feeds lately.

Well, it DID take place in Russia…

When work is performed at least 6 feet (1.6 m) but less than 15 feet (4.6 m) from the roof edge, the employer must ensure each employee is protected from falling by using a guardrail system, safety net system, travel restraint system, or personal fall arrest system.

Gee they’re on Amazon

https://www.amazon.ca/Protection-Universal-Personal-Protective-Equipment/dp/B0818DJ98T/ref=asc_df_B0818DJ98T/?tag=googleshopc0c-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=335563543361&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8552540389085417674&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9001234&hvtargid=pla-955220368237&psc=1

Beware of steep rooves.

1) The title of the musical comes from a painting by Marc Chagall (Google “Le violoniste” Chagall 1912).

2) The point about being a fiddler on the roof is that you have to manage to play your fiddle (do what you need to do to get along in life) without falling off the roof (failing and getting into abject poverty or dying). So this is actually a pretty depressing cartoon.

Not unexpected. Friday the thirteenth falls on a Tuesday this month.

The result of this is that we have violins in the streets.

Just call him a fiddler on the chair.

Oy vey!

Someone slipped our fiddler a roofie.