Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 31, 2022

You mean that the reason I do not have a girlfriend is because I stay up too late to post on gocomics.com?

Man I need to rethink my life.

where can you find yourself some beefalo? Montana, Wyoming, the Dakotas?

Beefalo – We see it all the time in the meat section. Just like “Broccoflower” – A cross between broccoli and cauliflower.

I would imagine that the bourbon on the road trip was constantly stirred by the motion of the transportation. Stirring circulated the nutrients for the fermentation process more efficiently than those needed for fermentation in the stationary bourbon.

A married woman comes home early and finds her husbandengaged in that most personal activity with a young attractive woman in their marital bed. She immediately says:

“You two timing SOB, I’m calling my lawyer and divorcing you this minute, after all The love and devotion I have given you all these years, this is how you repay me?!!”

The husband then replies: “can you at least let me explain?”

Wife says:”explain??? go ahead, though this is inexcusable”

Husband says: “I was on my way to work, when I saw this young lady in the street with almost no clothes, barefoot and basically homeless, she begged me for anything so I gave her shelter in our home. Remember those shoes that I bought you that you threw away because one of your friends already had them? Well I gave them to her and she loved them. And you remember those clothes I gave you for your birthday that you threw away because you said they made you look fat?? well I gave them to her and she loved them, also the steak that I cooked for you yesterday that you refused because you were all of the sudden vegan, well she ate it all…

Then just before she was heading out she asked me: “is there anything else you wife doesn’t want”?

I did not know that bison and domestic cattle could interbreed. You learn something new every day.

Beefalo. That’s just mean. It’s like calling us wormfood.

5,400 miles? I would end up with an empty barrel, and a fierce hangover.

I knew about the Beefalo.

Back in 1993, a news story came out about the “end” of a month long hunt. Two “rogue beefalo” escaped from the line at the processor, taking several female beefalo with them. They roamed the countryside and woods, escaping the hunters searching for them several times.

They were finally captured, and processed. But the term “rogue beefalo” stayed with me all of these years. ;-)

Ah yes the wonders of traveling booze. I’m sure it seemed stronger.

Take care, may enthusiastic plains buckaroo prize fighter Biffalo “Flat Nose Cauliflower Ear Toothless Black Eyed” Billord be with you, and gesundheit.

I like the continuity from yesterday!

There is an epidemic of beefaloes roaming the streets where I live, but they are too fatty for my taste

So – there is actually someone in this country who isn’t familiar with the term: Beefalo?

Nathan didn’t tell his dad that he peed in the barrel at night.

So what are the stats on early risers in relationship with night owls? Which ever stat wins refutes the other’s.

Maybe the sloshing and bumps made a difference to the Bourbon…

A lot of distilleries sea age their spirits on boats or barges. Ages it a lot quicker, and they don’t have to drive around. The motion of the sea does it all for them, and they think the salty, moist air has some kind of benefit as well.

This is off topic. Sorry,

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Fosters beers, draft please.”

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

“Been on holiday yet, lads?”

“Off to America next month,” says John. “We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.

“Ah, America!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country … New York, L.A, Vegas …”

“Nah, we don’t like that American crap,” says John. “Meat pies and Fosters beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the Yanks with all their political rubbish these days!”

“So why keep going to America?” asks the bartender.

“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”

Until next time.

Beefalo has a sweet taste.

I’ve read about something like this where Jefferson’s Distillery has aged whisky aboard ocean-going vessels engaged on four-year missions to tag sharks. It is called, naturally Jefferson’s Ocean.In a similar vein, Wine aged aboard the ISS tastes “more evolved” than a similar wine aged in a conventional wine cellar.

The idea of shipping distilled alcohol by ship has been done by several companies for the same reason. One scotch distiller found the same results with several barrels sent by ship and barrels from the same batch flown to the same destination. The barrels that came over by ship had a better test.

Thibodeaux and Patrice are out for a ride in the country. When they happen upon an old oak tree on the side of the road.

Patrice ask Thibodeaux, “You remember dat tree?”

Thibodeaux says, " Cher, I remember dat. tree. Dat’s where we made love da first time."

Patrice looks at him with longing eyes and ask him if he wanted to relive the moment.

Why sure bebe, come on.

They’re going at it real good when Patrice starts getting wild.

When they are finished Thibodeaux ask Patrice,

“Where in da world did you learn those moves?”

Patrice says, “Electric Fence”

About 45 years ago, I took Business Management 101 class at college. I still have a vague memory of a business case we were to analyze about a guy who built log homes, and on the side raised beefalo. He wanted to start a chain of log cabin restaurants called Beefalo Barns combining his gentleman farming and building company, and we were to write up an analysis of his plan, pointing out his strengths and potential pitfalls.

Night owl and lone wolf am I!

To walk the night —

I’ve been with my husband for 15 years and we’re both night owls. Maybe the secret is to find the person you’re compatible with….fancy that!! lol