Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 10, 2022

At least you’re aLIVe.

Only 63, Your barely over the hill. However, the way down goes fast.

Wait until you hit your LXX’s.

Old enough (and remember enough) that you can (still) do Roman numerals.

Beware the Ides of August..

He’s older than the Super Bowl…

I can’t do Snapchat or TikTok, but I can read and write in Cursive, do math without a calculator and tell time on a clock with hands.

took Latin in high school in RI, it was a required course, and we had 2 teachers who would actually get together in class and have a conversation…while that was cool in some ways, the rest of the story is one guy looked just like Boris Karloff and the other was Bela Lugosi’s twin …we had Frankenstein and Dracula speaking in Latin to each other in our class…great times

Did medics in the army of ancient Rome give a wounded soldier a “4”?

You’re older than Eddie Murphy.

Nah, you don’t look a day older than LVII

Well at… LXXII i would love the VIII after my L….

Just call it “XXIX for the IInd time.”

My birthday’s in a few days, I’m 8 years older than he is, and I ain’t “old” so he can’t be…

Ah, to be 58 again…

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster is goes.

58 is a good year. Interesting to see someone talk in Latin outside of a Catholic Church…..

If we were still using roman numerals, the commercial would be: “‘Doh’, I could have had a V VIII !!”

Used to be retirement – II. Who knows what retirement is supposed to be now.

Is this an X rated site ?