Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 31, 2022

Fishing tales

…..or would you rather be a fish.

Might come from the finest schools but they were still dumb enough to get caught

Did they drop out or were they expelled?

this date is not going far

Those fish are usually pretty rotten.

‘Cosmos’ date is looking rather dubious……..where it is about the date or fish, I cn’t tell—maybe both ?

“They” do tell me that fish is good food for the brain. I guess that is because they are always in school.

Hear about the fisherman that used alphabet soup as bait? His reading rainbow trout got hooked on phonics.

“Okay. So … they have good taste … but do they taste good?”

Just for the Halibut

Also, the mussels are pumped but I can´t tell you about the clams.

They have “One Fish, Two Fish, a Red Fish or Blue Fish” – 99% Dr. Seuss.

well you can’t tuna joke

Unfortunately, that severely limits the variety; all they have are wokefish.

Harvard? Yale?

If Perfesser Fishhawk asks for a fish, what will he get?

Perfect place for a Fish Hawk to eat.

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But still not smart enough to figure out that Fishnet = Death equation.

Summa com Cod.

“Once again, sir, it doesn’t matter what kind of fish they use in fish sticks.”

He said that for the halibut!

You wouldn’t be joshin’ him would ya, Josh?