The sad part is Bill is more creative in his violence than most dark age writers. Most of them wish they coudl’ve thought of ibeam through the torso> That’s brutal
That’s pretty much like my brother when he reads the Sunday newspaper comics before the rest of us. “I already read ‘em. And Garfield went and [describes punchline/final panel of strip], and Jeremy of ’Zits’ [describes punchline/final panel].”
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
Mom better not infringe on Calvin’s 1A rights!
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
oh, you just love the gore, don’t you, Calvin?
Charles Barr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I see some parental guidance on the horizon.
codycab almost 2 years ago
You’re really just telling on yourself, Calvin.
C almost 2 years ago
You put your foot in it now
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
What happens when he skips his meds!!!
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
Now, he’ll have to read “Sally finds a jump rope.” I don’t know if there is any real book with that name.
Jacob Mattingly almost 2 years ago
The sad part is Bill is more creative in his violence than most dark age writers. Most of them wish they coudl’ve thought of ibeam through the torso> That’s brutal
JudasPeckerwood almost 2 years ago
Getting your kidneys punched out with an I-beam definitely would hurt.
Halmyre almost 2 years ago
Are I-beams three more times powerful than C-beams?
rshive almost 2 years ago
Did Mom buy this for Calvin? Under what premise?
Susan00100 almost 2 years ago
“Make him stop.”?? To Mom and Dad, Hobbes is just a stuffed toy!!’’
Next step: call in a child psychiatrist!!
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Nice going, Calvin…now you know Mom’s going to keep an eye on your reading material!
Nuke Road Warrior almost 2 years ago
A little too much information there sport.
Redd Panda almost 2 years ago
Hey! Don’t leave us hanging, how does Captain Steroid escape??
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 2 years ago
I’ll bet Hobbes does this on purpose too.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 2 years ago
who bought the magazine. Calvin has no money and he cant cross the street alone, that is why he is always in the wood.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
Who the heck is swinging an I-Beam?! That’s some nasty bad guys!
StevePappas almost 2 years ago
Hobbes, the spoiler before there was an internet.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
As one might expect, Calvin talked himself into a two-on-one disadvantage!
gantech almost 2 years ago
Actually, she would be reading it second.
dbradway1 almost 2 years ago
Why are they called “comic” books?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
You can NOT stop a tiger when he is in a “spoiler mood”. :)
Troglodyte almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a gut-wrenching tale!
wiley207 almost 2 years ago
That’s pretty much like my brother when he reads the Sunday newspaper comics before the rest of us. “I already read ‘em. And Garfield went and [describes punchline/final panel of strip], and Jeremy of ’Zits’ [describes punchline/final panel].”
g04922 almost 2 years ago
Mom is concerned over exactly what Calvin is reading. Plus, that Calvin thinks his stuffed tiger is reading… hmm.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There’s just something special about a ‘virginal comic book.’ No fingerprints, no bent or soiled pages…Usagi Yojimbo must be read in Zen.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
Calvin is reading Blood and Guts, issue #187
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Now how did the little dickens get a subscription to True Detective Magazine?
jdsven almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a quality “Image” comic book with limited edition holofoil cover by Rob Liefeld.
eced52 almost 2 years ago
Why do you think God put all that padding on the backside? Spanking a child is not considered corporal punishment in my book.