Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 23, 2022

…..but I don’t want to get too close to a gym.

While I’m eating Push-Ups! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I did a hundred pushups once. It only took a week.

Every morning, I get up, and “One! Two! One! Two!” Then I do the other eye.

That’s pushing it…

Cosmo underestimates himself, I’m sure he could watch well over a thousand pushups!!

Cosmo can’t even touch his toes. (I don’t know how he ties his shoes in the morning.)

That really takes endurance – to watch a guy do that many pushups.

Yep, piece ’o cake…

Back in Gompers Elementary, the 70s, a kid did 1000 sit ups. Tim Davis…. a record not broken to this day.

But that’s as close as Cosmo gets to exercise.

I did 100 push-ups in one set at school to set the school record. As everyone else to something else, I stopped there. 150 in one set, when I was a skinny teen, was my best.

With his gift for ‘answering’ questions, Cosmo should go into politics.

ba dum tss

I love hard work; I could watch it for hours!

I can do a hundred pushups. Oh, you mean all at once????

i don’t mind watching the pushup bras at the gym…

Uh Skylar, why are you just hanging around the gym watching people? That’s kinda rude