I literally had an engineering boss call me at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire where I worked weekends. This was in the days before cellphones were cheap and prevalent. Security had to track me down because he said it was an emergency. The “emergency” was that he couldn’t figure out how to turn on my work computer. Needless to say, I didn’t work for him much longer.
Deja vu. Tried to change my mailing address with a government agency and did the online thing and all was well and good until the website said they had to confirm my identity and they’d be mailing an access code that I’d receive in 5-7 days. Or never, as it turns out.
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yeah… slight problem there, Dr. Mel.
old_geek almost 2 years ago
Needed the Three Finger Salute.
Cactus-Pete almost 2 years ago
That’s why computers have a built in reboot or restart option.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Odlbot’s work report says: “not a self starter.”
chuckcork1 almost 2 years ago
I’ve had this, on a webchat with some idiot in ‘techsupport’.
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Just another suicide doctor.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 2 years ago
Like the picture of the robot stopped at the STOP sign and signs it has been that way for years.
joegeethree almost 2 years ago
Oldbot should’ve asked for “in person” office visit.
blakerl almost 2 years ago
That worked well, Odlbot will not be bothering anyone from now on.
geese28 almost 2 years ago
Oldbot needs a manual reboot
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Oil… can…”
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
I literally had an engineering boss call me at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire where I worked weekends. This was in the days before cellphones were cheap and prevalent. Security had to track me down because he said it was an emergency. The “emergency” was that he couldn’t figure out how to turn on my work computer. Needless to say, I didn’t work for him much longer.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I see a flaw in the plan.
Need coffee almost 2 years ago
That was MUCH easier than it was with HAL-9000.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Dr. Mel didn’t exactly think this through.
fencie almost 2 years ago
Deja vu. Tried to change my mailing address with a government agency and did the online thing and all was well and good until the website said they had to confirm my identity and they’d be mailing an access code that I’d receive in 5-7 days. Or never, as it turns out.
Nick Danger almost 2 years ago
Note to self – install emergency 2-minute backup power unit on Oldbot
Deyo almost 2 years ago
Guess he was too heavy for bootstrapping.
bobr2 almost 2 years ago
Should have tried a “reset” or “soft boot” first. If that did not work, visit Dr. Mel in person.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Dr. Mel can sometimes be less than brilliant, but if Oldbot couldn’t see the flaw in this plan, he does need an upgrade.
norphos almost 2 years ago
So sadly pathetic.
Algolei I almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of the head of Vecna.
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Instructions for using a hand grenade: 1) Pull the pin…