JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for June 23, 2022

You can find them on Amazon and eBay. Unfortunately they all say “Magic not included”. You have to supply your own; :-(

Try Disney World.

They are either hand-crafted (try Etsy,) or antique (see eBay.)

She’s also a Steppenwolf fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPE9a_epmWw

Good luck trying to find one that won’t cost you an arm and a leg!

The only thing holding us to the ground is forgetting Amazon has flying carpets.

If there were flying carpets, I could be on my way to Hawaii right now.

making someone else do your work for you… smart, I think.

Nah, if Amazon had flying carpets, it wouldn’t need all those trucks.

Maybe someone can find a dirty old bottle or vase preloaded with a Genie on Amazon, also.

Okay, hear me out. I’m thinking drones….

a WHOLE NEW WORLD—-not!!

Gut laugh here on that one. Love his thought that Amazon will sell ANYTHING!!!!

Just get her a Steppenwolf CD.

If there was a flying carpet out there, Bezos would have bought it …and be bragging about it.

I found one that might be convincing on eBay:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/134154400303?hash=item1f3c39b22f:g:WFoAAOSwqohitLx2

It’s the standard size for a Persian prayer rug (3×5 feet) and it’s handmade of silk!