Garfield by Jim Davis for July 27, 2022

I was expecting something else like maybe buy all the steaks in the world but either way, go for it, Odie!

It’s great to have aspirations, Odie.

The water won’t taste different, though.

Diamonds are overrated and not as valuable as you’d think.

I want some platinum.

That beats trump’s gold toilet.

You’re barkin’ up the wrong toilet bowl, Odie.

Oh, a Thai royal toilet!

I just hope it’s an exclusive toilet, for Odie’s sake!

talk about money down the drain…

Drinking water from the toilet with style. Good Odie.

I thought of Odie getting a lifetime supply of bones

pull the handle.

For a million dollars I’d drink from a toilet also.

This is going to require a special hydrant to pee on.

Google spells it as ’filigree".

I suppose that a dog drinking from an expensive toilet is like a human drinking from an expensive glass or ornamental cup.

If Garfield were a millionaire, we can all bet that he would have his own private kitchen and servants to serve him his meals every day.

That’s one thing I love about dogs: they don’t need anything fancy. Give them bones and a big yard and they’ll love you unconditionally.

1,000,000 dollars is in the wrong hands.

Hurry up, Professor Garfield! Summer school is winding down, and grades, including Odie’s, are due tomorrow!!

go Odie!

Quite chilly!

Well, then get your megamillion ticket for $1.2 billion jackpot, Odie

great…now a new way to cut your tongue now

Odie does all of this if he wins the #megamillions jackpot Friday night. It is now $1.025 billion with a “B”. It is only the fourth time in lottery history that we play for a billion-plus dollars. #hiodie ☺

Kind of disgusting. How about just getting a gold plated drinking bowl?

Should I happen to win the Mega-Millions jackpot from my purchase of a single ticket, I know exactly how to spend it. Give 98% of it away to relatives, friends and pet rescue organizations. Mostly for the pets. I come from a small family, most of them doing ok, and I’m obnoxious enough that the sincere friend list is also short.

Happy Bidet, Odie !!!

I did not know Odie was such a capitalist.

Nice!