Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 23, 2022

He wasn’t sure if she was quite gone or gone quiet.

He stepped on her toes too many times while doing the Froglandia waltz.

He’d better hope she has streaming satellite camera access to see him from Canada.

I wonder what his invisible girlfriend looks like.

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Dreamer and her Demeanor.

In a perfect dimension…

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Against her dimensions

Waited and waited for When/,

She was actually standing in the doorway, blowing kisses and waving the whole time. She indulges him so.

Ever faithful, like a good swain should be.

…I like my invisible girlfriend…

…though I don’t see her too often…

…she makes all my troubles disappear…

…and she can see right through me…

Looks like Mr. Peepers …!

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He was busted for waving his tally wacker about.

Hello, wave, solitary wave, wave away, short wave, new wave, sine wave, rogue wave, tidal wave, sneaker wave, finger wave, new wave, shock wave, heat wave, rolling wave, wave theory, gravitational wave, brain wave, delta wave, sound wave, light wave, microwave, blast wave, carrier wave, sky wave, crime wave, seismic wave, freak wave, breaking wave, wave machine, red wave, wave interference, old wave, bow wave, wave function collapse, bye bye.

His girlfriend was Cleo or Cleopatra on the Nile. There’s no denial in the senile. .

Nobody respects a wavering waver, after all, so his actions make perfect sense in a Frog Applause kind of way….

[P.S. Also received Sister’s email explication, but didn’t see it until today.]

…imaginary is different than invisible…

…I’m guessing she was a ghost…

…and that he hired an exorcist to get rid of her…

…alas…

…he left his wallet at home…

…oh,well…

…I guess he’s going to get repossessed…